The arts cookin' don't you worry. But while we wait, let's have a little fun! Hit me with some guesses about the girls, and I'll tell you if they're true! Haven't said much on here, let's do a little community bonding :]
Nonsense Noises
@nonsensenoises.bsky.social
Probably should put something here. Hey there. So uh... I like to pay people to draw my characters, and it just so happens to be Toony Fetish nonsense more often than not. So uh. 18+ if you please.
I'm changing the hammerspace cleavage ych thing to $20. Turns out, not many people share my particular brand of smutty interest. Egg on my face lol. Basically same as before, $20 to my kofi (on my carrd) if you want to see a big booby bat pulling things from her tits like a profane magic trick.
I'm running a special tippyspace-based sketch commission: for $25 on my https://ko-fi.com/infinityartistix, you can comment something Fizzi can pull out of her cleavage, and I'll draw it. If there's not enough smutty hammerspace art, I'll increase the amount by force. #toony #hammerspace #cleavage
Oh, darling Raquel. Even across realities, she's still trying to be the best employee for the store :). Seems Tannis is a little lacking in the spirit though. You'd think she'd never tried to sell a couch to a cartoon bat from a different reality through her cleavage before...
Some characters from a friend trying to sell couches. #toony #hammerspace #cleavage
The draw-VC where I take reqs is up now! server bump ofc I'll probably be up for a good while, so yeh. discord.gg/uK6TPCYRvW
I stayed up stupidly, but am still planning on doing the drawing-request thing like the previous two years, where I take reqs from whoever shows up/is in the general vicinity of my server.
Another Comm @thatguynamednick.bsky.social This time Vanilla teaches Surge the value of proper etiquette, and the value of proper punishment.
Summer's wall was looking a little bare, so she decided she'd "convince" Sunny to help out...
The guy does great work. I thought he deserved to have some fun :).
Finally, my first do whatever comm! I had this character idea pinging around for a while of an eevee cocktail singer singing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BMohWRpL2ig. Goes by the name Eva Stone. I an very funny. Do Whatever Comm for @nonsensenoises.bsky.social
Today, we have a guest! Leiyuka Kaikawa of the Luminous @lunchedboxes.bsky.social ! Kuki, a succubus, oddly has much less of a sex drive than others. (Well, a bucket of water is still wet like a lake, but hey) She just wants to pump up a good pillow and relax. Pleasure is a convenient coincidence.
So when I heard about artfight, I thought it was supposed to be kind of literal. Like drawing our ocs duking it out in accordance with the theme of the year. Apparently not. Apparently you just draw a person's OC. Doesn't even need to be themed around the team you're on. Huh.
No art today, just a thought. I'm kinda surprised I've never seen a gag of a stretchy superhero training by doing this rope excersise with their arms as the rope. I won't say it's obvious, but I doubt I'm the first person to think it.
WOW thats alot of people! I couldnt fit everyone but this is basically it
My girls have been recognized by the big leagues. I'm just... I'm just so proud of them. 🥹
Well would you look at that. First post to reach 100. :). I'm so proud of my girls... Be prideful Tannis, you're officially our most popular pancake;).
Despite the size difference, Raquel's clumsiness usually ends up squishing Tannis just as much as Tannis squashes Raquel! Raquel always says it's an accident, But Tannis doesn't believe that. Some of these squashings are too elaborate to not be planned, and she'll always get back at her...
Tannis is such a good employee! Always willing to "help" her fellow co worker. While she doesn't see that many advantages to being tall, she can't deny she loves getting to use it to her advantage like this. She does find it a bit annoying she's mostly asked to get things off the top shelf though.
Flat color commi for @GrooveOlivia (x) :3 ~ #flattening #tf
My normal oomfies stumbling upon my nsfw account expecting Boobas n Dicks
I just love weighted blankets. Though I wish they were a bit weightier. For me, The weightier the better. I guess I can't speak for the girls though.... Today's piece was brought to you by the Superb Shataniclown over on deviantart. They got comms open now actually! Fast, cheap, and lovely :).
Working at the store can be tough work. Unruly customers, panes of glass falling on ya, unruly customers throwing ya into glass... Thankfully the girls are squishy enough to not break the glass, so no pay cuts for them! Today's comm was brought to you by the Marvelous @muchpa24.bsky.social !
Commission for @nonsensenoises.bsky.social having some fun with the lovely succubus Wilhamena. They needed a rug, now they have a big one!
Today's piece was brought to you by the Radiant and Valiant @radicalvoid.bsky.social ! Just look how well they treated Wilhamena :).
I got to keep more tabs on trends and holidays, man, I'm missing out
18+⚠️ The Brothel will serve all kinds of customers, but sometimes they order off of looks instead of checking what the Girl's specialty actually is. Regardless, even if a customer doesn't get what they expected, maybe even the opposite, the girls will always make sure they end up "satisfied" ;).
Things are bad, I have to go to work so I cant really crack down on comms at the moment, but i have 70 dollars to live off of for 2 weeks, and i was hoping id have enough to get my mom a gift for mother's day and her birthday which are pretty close together, any help would be great. Trying to-- (1/2
I just got paid 600+ and my bills, rent, and the overdraft all hit me at the same time... I dont know how much more bullshit I can take
Got 3 comms in the oven right now. Apologies for how much Carmen y'all will be getting. I'm probably gonna get more with Kuki and Aloa when it's the troupe's time again. To combat this, I got a specialty order in the works of something new...