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@nookincorporated.bsky.social
Entrepreneur, Angel Investor, Guardian of Two... The humble 'nuki who does it all! 🔞 | Animal Crossing RP | No Taboo!
"HO, HO, H--ACK! A-Apologies! Too many milk and cookies, aha. (M-My stomach... 💧)"
"Toy Day preparations: complete!" ( Haaah. . . At last, I can relax. . . 💧 )
"Secret Santa certainly seems popular this year! (I still need to figure out what to get for MY lovely recipient - surely I can find a never-before-sold item from the back of the store, somewhere. . .)"
🍃: Nook interacts with men like a pervert, but I imagine he gets all flustered and nervous around women. He's a true gentlemen at heart!
Careful; those hefty nuts aren't for show... Tom's chest is sensitive! Squeeze, knead, massage, and nibble on his moobs enough, and he might just shoot all over the poor thing, ruining his uniform with 'nuki spunk! . . . Which WILL come out of his paycheck, by the way! 💢
How diabolical! . . . Scoped always brings out the worst in Tom; from humble, doting boss to needy, possessive power bottom. It's a wonder the chair wasn't giving out, with how hard he's bouncing on the poor 'bun.
@journalistbun.bsky.social Sometimes, you just gotta straddle your employee and ride it 'til closing time. Yes, yes - just a little more! He's getting close! ❤️
"No, I'm NOT sitting on your face for Christmas. . . . You'll suffocate-."
Alas, it's the busy season! . . . But, he'll try and move a few of today's tasks around to make some time, if Bob would like! Just, ah. Maybe at an angle? Tom's trying not to stare, but Bob's 'activity' between his legs is a little distracting... 💧
🔞 𝐖𝐀𝐍𝐍𝐀 𝐂𝐔𝐃𝐃𝐋𝐄, 𝐏𝐓𝐇𝐇𝐏𝐓𝐇?@dahornybobcat.bsky.social · 2y agoFOR @nookincorporated.bsky.social you know… he hasn’t had a one-to-one with the old man in a good while. he’s curious to see if Nook’s got more to him than just being a greedy, penny-pinching landlord… though, how to kick things off… would it be better to have a conversation or a couple drinks?
... It's the fifth time today someone's come and sat in his lap for nefarious purposes. His nuts may be huge (and fill out the bulge in that jolly red suit quite nicely), but that doesn't mean his spunk is endless! 💧
Tapping his fingers to the buzz of the office coffee machine. . .
"Be good, everyone! Yes, yes— I've heard Santa is keeping quite the close eye on our community, oho, ho!" <-- Guy who is definitely not ironing his jolly red santa costume this morning.
❗"R—Retire?! Come now, hard work pays off in the end, I assure you! Besides, your mayoral skills have brought in many customers— yes, yes! ...That is to say, it would be a shame to see you leave, mayor. Truthfully!"
Ah, the mayor! . . . Don't mind him adjusting his shirt collar and rubbing the tired from his eyes.
. . . 💧 Not sly, Ten'. But, rules ARE rules. Pucker up!
˗ ˏ ˋ 𝑻𝑬𝑵𝑵𝑬𝑺𝑺𝑬𝑬 𝑲𝑰𝑫 ˎ ˊ ˗@raccslinger.bsky.social · 2y ago. . . Hanging up the mistletoe riiiight above Nook's desk. Oh, look, they're both under it.
Decorating the office with some holiday cheer. . . 🌟
Yes, yes. . . 💧 Just, do be careful not to make a mess of his office, hm? Last time, Bob got... 'fluids' everywhere!
🔞 𝐖𝐀𝐍𝐍𝐀 𝐂𝐔𝐃𝐃𝐋𝐄, 𝐏𝐓𝐇𝐇𝐏𝐓𝐇?@dahornybobcat.bsky.social · 2y agoheh, it’ll be paid off. it always will be! and the ‘nuki’s gonna have to keep putting up with the cat for more years ahead! him and his… enticing antics.
My, he's never seen Marshal with such a passionate look in his eye! . . . Exhilarating. Dinner, later? The 'nuki may or may not have ulterior motives, but nothing a good meal and some proper pampering and adoration can't fix, hm? ❤️
𝐘𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐬, 𝐌𝐚𝐫𝐬𝐡𝐚𝐥.@yours-marshal.bsky.social · 2y agoIf you asked Marshal, he'd tell you he'd be glad to have two of himself-- to do twice as much... and eat twice the delicious food. But in reality, he'd probably just get jealous of himself... And with Nook's undivided attention no longer the default-- they may just start to compete over him. 💢❤️
. . . ⁉️ Careful, Bob. There may just be a rent increase in your future! 💢
🔞 𝐖𝐀𝐍𝐍𝐀 𝐂𝐔𝐃𝐃𝐋𝐄, 𝐏𝐓𝐇𝐇𝐏𝐓𝐇?@dahornybobcat.bsky.social · 2y agothe tanuki’s got standards, again? after dating a fox who picks pockets by selling counterfeit paintings for a living, he thought Nook had abandoned all hope.
Ah, Bob! . . . Apologies, but only residents in good standing are eligible for dating! SOMEONE was late to work again!
🔞 𝐖𝐀𝐍𝐍𝐀 𝐂𝐔𝐃𝐃𝐋𝐄, 𝐏𝐓𝐇𝐇𝐏𝐓𝐇?@dahornybobcat.bsky.social · 2y ago…are lame. He should get together with a cat, instead!
His heart may be big, but there's only so much Marshal he can handle! The thought of yet another hyper-hung, gluttonous squirrel making him drop to his knees. . . Well, we all have fantasies, hm? ❤️
𝐘𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐬, 𝐌𝐚𝐫𝐬𝐡𝐚𝐥.@yours-marshal.bsky.social · 2y ago*Squirrel.
🍃: Despite logging out, I still get push notifications from my professional bluesky account for some reason. ... The horrors I feel when I instinctively click the notif, just for it to glitch, open my timeline on this account, and jumpscare me with Animal Crossing penis.