I need a WFH job I swear. My cat spends all day sitting in my gfs lap while I spend my afternoon explaining refrigeration to company admin instead of living the life my cat has

"Pain almost always means growth" I need to write that on the inside surface of my skull

Could one ever become so crossfaded that an epilator no longer hurts?

Continues to autistic-ly overthink gender and be unsure as to what the fuck i am : /

Gender traitor? No I'm a gender tader. Does anybody want my old one? Comes with a deep soothing voice and complete emotional dissociation

Neon Genesis Evangelion Episode 16 The Sickness Unto Death, and then... Splitting of the Breast

Crazy? I was crazy once. They put me in a room. A rubber room. Rubber room? I hardly know her

Pups and catgirls of the jury, the defense has mislead you, like a handler who pretends to throw a ball, which is still in her hand..

Dakota (Heart Lungs Liver Nerves)@questioningblob.northsky.social · 2d ago

Lawyer puppy be like: I will now present my opening doguments

If you see this, quote the energy you bring to bsky

💋 𝕡𝕒𝕡𝕣𝕚𝕜𝕒 • ♱@ladypaprika.bsky.social · 2d ago

If you see this, quote the energy you bring to bsky.

Hell yeah I'm into fitness. For example right now I’m running late

Cosplay idea: Gendobendo Ikari

Wait I almost missed it

Five words from your birth year that describe your vibe: 1996 Auto-response 3D Printed Meatspace Noob Trans Woman I'm not even kidding

Jadeon Poisoning@jadeonpoisoning.bsky.social · 5d ago

Five words from your birth year that describe your vibe: Bit rot Gayborhood Massively Multiplayer Online Game Thermobaric Yup

"We gave it video-game style weak points" is a bizarre safety feature but it retroactively makes a whole genre of experiment-gone-wrong scifi games suddenly plausible

Chris Paxton@cpaxton.bsky.social · 6d ago

Dont worry guys they made it vulnerable to guns and knives

The more I consider the set of skills that we have access to between the cultists the more I wonder what the costs would be to set up a lab for synthesizing DIY HRT

thanking the old gods and the new for cross sex hormones fr

She pointed out to me that she's going to be at least a little sweatier 🤤

Jadeon Poisoning@jadeonpoisoning.bsky.social · 6d ago

If this fucking tgel prescription ever gets filled I'm gonna get so much Worse. I'm this strong and this horny on literally ZERO testosterone. I can't wait

Alright I'm betting almost everyone who reads this already knows how all of this feels but just in case some other egg sees this some day: here is what I experienced after I asked my gf to inject me with estrogen. See comments. 6/4/2026 Dosage: 6mg, 3mL ~8:00 PM

New voice training goal: begging effectively.

IKEA heard I was trans so they're opening a store in Cleveland to bring me a Blåhaj

What the hell am I supposed to do with my vote when my choices in the election are some pro-fracking corpo and Dr. Calledmeaboy

Wheee let's go www.idrlabs.com/hot-crazy-sc...

🪦BREAST IN GREASE🍔@grease.gay · last wk.

i did the thing www.idrlabs.com/hot-crazy-scale/test.php

IKEA heard I was trans so they're opening a store in Cleveland to bring me a Blåhaj

Protection A personal piece to explore the meaning of collaring.

You're telling me this psycho passes?

Arrow S. Morgan@arrowsmorgan.bsky.social · last wk.

you're telling me a cyberpunk ran this edge?

Aging backwards for the next few years after starting estrogen call that Benderma'am Button

Neon Genesis Evangelion Episode 21 The Birth of NERV He Was Aware that He Was Still a Child

Why are you poly, right answers only Every connection is a mirror that shows us a piece of ourselves. Every time I fall in love I find some new secret I've kept from myself. In cultivating all of the love around me, I grow truer to myself, and better able to love everyone who helps me to grow

Jadeon Poisoning@jadeonpoisoning.bsky.social · last wk.

Why are you poly, right answers only I have far too much love in my heart to restrict its flow. Trying to do so is immensely painful for me

Today I was told I could inspire attempted murder is this what it's like to feel pretty?

snuffbait 🐇⚧️@saintmac.bsky.social · last wk.

bestie you are a jodie foster idkwym

Why are you poly, right answers only Every connection is a mirror that shows us a piece of ourselves. Every time I fall in love I find some new secret I've kept from myself. In cultivating all of the love around me, I grow truer to myself, and better able to love everyone who helps me to grow

Jadeon Poisoning@jadeonpoisoning.bsky.social · last wk.

Why are you poly, right answers only I have far too much love in my heart to restrict its flow. Trying to do so is immensely painful for me