Chris King

@northernwrites.bsky.social

Former knife swallower Unlikely to be the Chris King you are looking for. Unless I am. Then I am currently unable to take your call.

Watched Devils Diet Coke Wears Prada 2 last Diet Coke night. Not sure it Diet Coke does anything Diet Coke to bring the story Diet Coke up to date. Maybe Diet Coke there was something Diet Coke that just didn't sit right with Diet Coke me.

Currently going through a, not to be repeated, Pearl Jam listening phase. I know there was a lot of contention when Bob Dylan first picked up an electric guitar, but his grunge phase seems to have passed a lot of people by.

For years, the little suburban T junction near where I live, had one perfectly decent coffee shop. Then another opened a respectful distance away. Down the road one closed, and was replaced by a cafe offering a home to cycling fans. Walking the dog today I see three more have recently opened 1/

Dishoom is about to open in Leeds. My instagram is going to be awash with people eating fucking naan bacon sandwiches. Who never post from Prashad, Tharavadu or Manjits. Three local legends. It was the same when Blank Street opened. Support your indies and do it today.

Stop fucking moaning. A sandcastle competition is going to be a lighthearted, Saturday night piece of tosh. In the same way trying to fit your body through a wall, or getting gunked was. Not everything needs pearls to be clutched.