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No Such Thing Productions
@nosuchthingradio.bsky.social
An audio fiction production company. Home of Janus Descending, Descendants, and Primordial Deep! “Worlds are waiting…”
THANK YOU SO MUCH to everyone who auditioned for “It Will Have Blood!” All official offers have been sent, and everyone who auditioned should have a reply from us one way or another in their inbox. We had to make some INCREDIBLY tough choices. 105 amazing actors sent us a total of 185 auditions,
QUICK ANNOUNCEMENT! We’ve sent emails to this effect as well — but we’re postponing our casting announcements/offers for a couple of days while our sound designer gets over an illness! Once she’s feeling better, we’ll get final approval on the callback submissions, and reach out to everyone!
If Lisette isn’t already on your radar, Stormfire Productions features stories and voices that DEMAND to be listened to. Cutting edge storytelling and you won’t find a more community centered AD creator! Proud to have been Lisette’s friend from the early days of our work 💜
Lisette | Stormfire Productions@stormfire.bsky.social · last yr.This #audiodramasunday I wanna shout out @nosuchthingradio.bsky.social and @inkphemeral.bsky.social for hopping back into the scene, Jordan is such an innovative and fun creator who I have admired since we both entered audio drama with our first shows. I am so excited for “It Will Have Blood”!
And just like that, the callbacks are off!!! Everyone should have received a confirmation one way or the other — thank you to all the talented actors who have joined us on the road so far!
What we’ve heard so far has been SO impressive! Tough decisions ahead…
Jordan Cobb@inkphemeral.bsky.social · last yr.Okay. I have three and a half more pages to record tonight… … and then 150 more auditions to comb through… and then send out all the callback notifications… It’s gonna be a long one. Send chocolate.
I’m juggling this with recording an audiobook, but WOW I cannot tell you how ABSOLUTELY STOKED I am to be behind the casting table again…
No Such Thing Productions@nosuchthingradio.bsky.social · last yr.UPDATE: Callbacks will be sent out on WEDNESDAY EVENING! We had well over one hundred actors submit, and many of you for multiple roles! And there is… only one Jordan doing a pass of these initial files… Thanks for bearing with us (or… just me!) We’ll be in touch with everyone soon!
UPDATE: Callbacks will be sent out on WEDNESDAY EVENING! We had well over one hundred actors submit, and many of you for multiple roles! And there is… only one Jordan doing a pass of these initial files… Thanks for bearing with us (or… just me!) We’ll be in touch with everyone soon!
No Such Thing Productions@nosuchthingradio.bsky.social · last yr.MASSIVE thank you to everyone who auditioned for IT WILL HAVE BLOOD! Confirmations have gone out to everyone who submitted. If you haven’t received yours, please reach out to us via DM to ensure it ended up in our inbox! Callbacks will be sent out sometime 18th evening/19th morning. BREAK A LEG!
MASSIVE thank you to everyone who auditioned for IT WILL HAVE BLOOD! Confirmations have gone out to everyone who submitted. If you haven’t received yours, please reach out to us via DM to ensure it ended up in our inbox! Callbacks will be sent out sometime 18th evening/19th morning. BREAK A LEG!
One hour to go…
No Such Thing Productions@nosuchthingradio.bsky.social · last yr.This is it… The final hours before the #castingcall for IT WILL HAVE BLOOD closes at midnight… Tomorrow morning begins the search for our crew… Will your voice be among them? (We hope so!) Last chance, adventurer… nosuchthingradio.com/work-with-us
Midnight draws ever nearer… Have you submitted your audition?
No Such Thing Productions@nosuchthingradio.bsky.social · last yr.This is it… The final hours before the #castingcall for IT WILL HAVE BLOOD closes at midnight… Tomorrow morning begins the search for our crew… Will your voice be among them? (We hope so!) Last chance, adventurer… nosuchthingradio.com/work-with-us
Midnight draws ever nearer… Have you submitted your audition?
No Such Thing Productions@nosuchthingradio.bsky.social · last yr.This is it… The final hours before the #castingcall for IT WILL HAVE BLOOD closes at midnight… Tomorrow morning begins the search for our crew… Will your voice be among them? (We hope so!) Last chance, adventurer… nosuchthingradio.com/work-with-us
You’ve still got time to submit an audition! If you’ve been on the fence about throwing your hat into the ring, this is your sign 🚀🩸
No Such Thing Productions@nosuchthingradio.bsky.social · last yr.This is it… The final hours before the #castingcall for IT WILL HAVE BLOOD closes at midnight… Tomorrow morning begins the search for our crew… Will your voice be among them? (We hope so!) Last chance, adventurer… nosuchthingradio.com/work-with-us
This is it… The final hours before the #castingcall for IT WILL HAVE BLOOD closes at midnight… Tomorrow morning begins the search for our crew… Will your voice be among them? (We hope so!) Last chance, adventurer… nosuchthingradio.com/work-with-us
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Just A FEW HOURS LEFT before I FINALLY get to dive into all these incredible auditions! I’m so excited. There’s still time to submit… what are you waiting for!
No Such Thing Productions@nosuchthingradio.bsky.social · last yr.Only TWO DAYS remain left to send us your audition for IT WILL HAVE BLOOD! The Avalon is preparing to launch… all we need is our crew… It could be you. nosuchthingradio.com/work-with-us
Only TWO DAYS remain left to send us your audition for IT WILL HAVE BLOOD! The Avalon is preparing to launch… all we need is our crew… It could be you. nosuchthingradio.com/work-with-us
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Five characters are about to face the fight of their lives… One of them COULD be you. Just 4 days remain to submit your audition for IT WILL HAVE BLOOD. Will you face the dark? nosuchthingradio.com/work-with-us
It’s the birthday of our favorite underwater engineer — the fabulous, the inimitable, the one and only @lindsayzana.bsky.social!!! We hope it’s been an INCREDIBLE one! HAPPY BIRTHDAY LINDSAY!
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Five characters are about to face the fight of their lives… One of them COULD be you. Just 4 days remain to submit your audition for IT WILL HAVE BLOOD. Will you face the dark? nosuchthingradio.com/work-with-us
We could ESPECIALLY stand to see more submissions from #BIPOC actors, and for Tierra specifically! #Bilingual performers would be nice, but it’s definitely not a hard and fast requirement for the role! If you’ve been holding off on submitting, now’s your time to SHINE!
No Such Thing Productions@nosuchthingradio.bsky.social · 2y agoIt’s week two of our #castingcall for the new #audiodrama #podcast IT WILL HAVE BLOOD! Only a few days left to submit your audition! You could be just the voice actor we’re looking for… but we’ll never know until you give us your best take! nosuchthingradio.com/work-with-us
It’s week two of our #castingcall for the new #audiodrama #podcast IT WILL HAVE BLOOD! Only a few days left to submit your audition! You could be just the voice actor we’re looking for… but we’ll never know until you give us your best take! nosuchthingradio.com/work-with-us
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We’re looking to tell a story that reflects as much of the diverse beauty of the world as we can fit in these… slightly bloodsoaked pages… We can’t do it without your voice. If you’re an actor of color (bilingual or not) we want to hear from you! #castingcall #audiodrama #audiofiction
No Such Thing Productions@nosuchthingradio.bsky.social · 2y agoWe’re close to the end of our first week for the #castingcall for our new #audiodrama feature IT WILL HAVE BLOOD! We’re so excited to dive into these incredible submissions, but you know what we could use? MORE #BIPOC VOICES! Have you sent your audition yet? www.nosuchthingradio.com/work-with-us
We’re looking to tell a story that reflects as much of the diverse beauty of the world as we can fit in these… slightly bloodsoaked pages… We can’t do it without your voice. If you’re an actor of color (bilingual or not) we want to hear from you! #castingcall #audiodrama #audiofiction
No Such Thing Productions@nosuchthingradio.bsky.social · 2y agoWe’re close to the end of our first week for the #castingcall for our new #audiodrama feature IT WILL HAVE BLOOD! We’re so excited to dive into these incredible submissions, but you know what we could use? MORE #BIPOC VOICES! Have you sent your audition yet? www.nosuchthingradio.com/work-with-us
We’re close to the end of our first week for the #castingcall for our new #audiodrama feature IT WILL HAVE BLOOD! We’re so excited to dive into these incredible submissions, but you know what we could use? MORE #BIPOC VOICES! Have you sent your audition yet? www.nosuchthingradio.com/work-with-us
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We’re close to the end of our first week for the #castingcall for our new #audiodrama feature IT WILL HAVE BLOOD! We’re so excited to dive into these incredible submissions, but you know what we could use? MORE #BIPOC VOICES! Have you sent your audition yet? www.nosuchthingradio.com/work-with-us
We have been absolutely BLOWN AWAY by the number of responses we’ve received so far on the #castingcall for IT WILL HAVE BLOOD! So many talented actors! Have you submitted your audition yet? www.nosuchthingradio.com/work-with-us
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