it’s “tell me that you think i’m cool and want to be best friends” wednesday by the way
mental health medication is crazy because you skip a day and it’s like hey now you’re insane and also you have a headache
they changed my graduate program to also include an emphasis in artificial intelligence and i am embarrassed
i was a liar and a klepto as a child and that shit was the opposite of mundane because i used to tell kids i had a twin brother that my parents locked in the basement
i can’t post mundane facts about me because all my facts are super cool and also i don’t remember my childhood
I'm always cautious with men who define themselves by "Liking anime" because there's a high chance they like it wrong
i used to walk home from elementary school and one time i stopped to give a speech about loving each other to two dogs who were barking at me
it’s so chicago to use the rain as an excuse for two days of scheduled lesbian mud wrestling
i do have space in my brain to not forgive someone and i do love holding grudges
The worst part of trying to socialize and not be weird is when nobody even hears me so I just feel stupid and still seem like a quiet weirdo
tried to dress more modest but a slutty little shirt is my green goblin mask
need everyone in chicago to shake their ass in a circular motion so we can get a breeze in this bitch
husband says the train is more convenient but i know the truth is he doesn’t want me on the aux
You don’t want hands free driving, you want trains. You want trains you want trains you want TRAINS
no one at work knows i’m listening to jorge rivera-herrans’ entire discography
watching the two hour youtube video of the odyssey musical because the version without music lacks flash
unmonitored internet access meant i could buy the slutty little outfits on gaia online
i put hot chocolate mix in my coffee and i am expecting it to save my life