justin gives notes on tv
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You can't write TV like that, smart things make people feel stupid
It’s so silly that AJ and Will start the live show at the front of the stage, and then during the intro makes them walk from the (closed) BB house door just to walk back to the front of the stage again. #BBUK
Two middle aged women dressed as animals from Noah’s Ark having a blazing row over undercooked chicken. I’m screeeaming #BBUK
#BBUK Ep 11: My god this was one of the best episodes of Big Brother in years. YEARS. ⬆️: Johanne, Rob ⬇️: Rochelle
#BBUK Ep 10: The drama this season has been great. The problem however is that there’s not a single likable HM (yet?). They all suck, and some suck a lot more than others, but they’re all great TV. Chelsea is insufferable, and I both want her to leave and stay for the same reason. ⬆️: Charlotte
#BBUK Ep9: Need more people to put Chelsea and Rihanna in their place, will miss Jedward for that. I hope Johanne continues to. Never hated anyone more than those two. Also glad Rochelle is finally loosening up. Still waiting for others to shine. ⬆️: Rochelle ⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️: Chelsea, Rihanna , Lynx, Omar
#GBBO Ep 1: Always makes me laugh when they call these people the best amateur bakers in the country and then someone like Danni makes an absolute mess of herself. Nigella is absolutely killing it as a judge too, this show needed someone to outshine Paul. Also, rooting for our poly queen Gabe.
THEY DIDN'T HAVE TO REPLACE THE CHILD TOO #GBBO
#BBUK Ep8 thoughts: First REAL fight night in the ITV era? This whole time I thought Jedward was the buzzkill but they clocked Rihanna/Chelsea. Johanne is super polarizing, she has surpassed like/dislike and entered “great tv” territory. 📈: Johanne ⬆️: Jedward, Pauline ⬇️⬇️: Chelsea, Lynx, Rihanna
#BBUK Ep6&7 thoughts: So much emotion after one week! This is amazing. Frankie crying, Rochelle’s crash out for staying. Tays should’ve been a permanent HM. Sad for Millie but great first week. Then Jedward killed all the momentum. ⬆️: Tays, Frankie, Pauline ⬇️: Johanne, Chelsea, Lynx ⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️: Jedward
#BBUK Ep5 thoughts: What an incredible and diabolical task, we are so back. You really can’t script this shit. Philip not knowing how to spell “loser” is way too funny. Pauline BIG L though. Also fuck Rochelle. ⬆️: Philip, Millie ⬇️: Pauline, Rhianna ⬇️⬇️: Rochelle
#BBUK Ep4 thoughts: Ok, this group is having fun, I’m warming up to them. Dying at the group thinking Rob is the mole, then smash cut to Rob singing “I am not the mole!” Also Johanne is now more exhausting than Rochelle. Fuck yo built-in bar at home. ⬆️: Charlotte, Pauline, Rob ⬇️⬇️⬇️: Johanne
#BBUK Ep3 thoughts: How adorable is Frankie? I remember when coming out felt so heavy on my heart like that. We love day 1 drama, Rochelle is insufferable but Johanne also didn’t have to come at her so hard. And can BB assign the moles a REAL mole task? ⬆️⬆️: Frankie ⬇️: Omar, Johanne ⬇️⬇️⬇️: Rochelle
#BBUK Ep 01 Thoughts: Fun cast so far but still feel like they haven’t been able to recreate that lighting in a bottle 2023 cast dynamic. Really hope Omar and Rhianna isn’t becoming a thing, Samuel is too much, and you could never get me to like Harry. ⬆️: Tays, Millie, Philip ⬇️⬇️: Samuel, Harry
Well, I originally created this alt so that my skeets about #bbuk wouldn’t be obnoxious on main, but that turned out to be a dud. So with the finale happening tonight, perhaps I convert this account to be an alt for… ahem.. other things.
Sooooo I don’t know how I feel about Kyle giving in to eating the wings. I understand he had the agency to turn it away but circumstantially felt like unsupportive peer pressure? Can’t quite articulate it, but it was uncomfortable to watch. #Survivor47
Finally catching up on #BBUK. The oblivious task might have single handedly made up for this entire last week?
Imagine making it to the merge, but production has decided this season they’re just not going to classify it as a “merge” so instead your legacy on SurvivorWiki is just being a “pre-merge boot.” #Survivor47
I want to throw my television out the window. In this ENTIRE argument about the chicken with Sarah and Marcello why is NOBODY saying that they are literally on punishment?? Is this cast completely dense? #BBUK
#BBUK Ep11 thoughts.. - ⬆️: Lily, Sarah, Izaaz - ⬇️: Khaled, Nathan - One of the best episodes of the series. - Oh I love this task, the division it's causing is what this series needed. Everyone but Daze is just chaotic evil on the Government side. - Gagged at Hanah v Thomas
#BBUK Ep 10… - ⬆️: Emma, Izaaz - ⬇️: Dean - TBH, the boys needed that drama, so +1 for Izaaz - This series was seriously in need of this levity and fun - Love when a HM really gets into a task and not in an obnoxious way. +1 Emma - LOVED the use of Prodigy during Martha's task
