Ive lost my oodie 🤣 Took it off to get dressed so we can dart put between showers & she was like "this is the perfect place for a nap, thank you" I have my old oodie around, I'll add it to her area. I think shes a little upset that I wont let her on my bed to snuggle but I am unfortunately, allergic
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She/They 18+ content Writer, artist, fandom brainrot Still in the IzzyCanyon years later Here to vibe
This is what the scar on Frankie's knee looks like. It looks like a rune or something, right?
My new foster!!! Her name is Frankie, she just had knee surgery & I'm gonna look after her until she has surgery on her other knee & recovers from both. She's already so sweet & friendly but is a little annoyed at me because I wont let her into the rest of the house & gave her medication.
💘 how I draw Ed's Hair 💕 #ofmdart #edwardteach this is my first ever tutorial! please show me if you try it & ask questions! 💜 there's blank Ed sketch in the replies :) - (if you found this helpful and have a buck of two to spare, I would really appreciate the support! ko-fi.com/kofisupporte...)
*sits down to write* My brain: nah, we're too tired, i know its only 7pm & if we go to bed now we'll be up at 3am & will be fucked tomorrow but its time for bed.
Completely Exhausted
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I can't stop cackling Ok just saw a Tiktok where a chick was like "when I was into fisting, my periods were so easy" & my brain immediately went: Izzy gets painful periods so Jack convinces him to try fisting to help after seeing that video. They have some issues working out which hole. 🤣
Imagine a scene transition where someone is having sex with Izzy & to show time passing he gets chubbier & hairier and happier Like its shot like its 1 continuous shot but it fades to him being slightly better a few times to show him like healing or something
I've got an appointment to get a new foster dog on Tuesday, ive gotta set up the little era and im v excited. Last time i showed up & they were like "this is Finn, heres some food, bring him back in 2 weeks so we can cut his balls off" Like theyre just gonna be like
Urban Rescue Ranch Uncle Ben
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A lil random but sometimes I remember that underwater photographer who came face to face with a leopard seal (one of the most deadly animals on earth) that immediately assumed he was an injured seal & tried to help him. & every time I remember that I'm like "wait, the world IS kinder than we think"
All social media should be treated this way & irl you swap "block fast" with "just walk away"
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Why is grocery shopping so exhausting? Like I have to buget to get takeout when I go grocery shopping cuz when I get home, I'm gonna be too tired to make anything to eat. I just go to like 3-5 stores (depending on what I need) why is it so tiring?????
Sleepy Tired
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*Dramatically coughs up blood* It's ok its not mine
Me: I'm going to walk down to the store, I only need 3 things & yeah its been raining but I'll be fine The universe: actually go fuck yourself you're overdue for a fall & scraped knees those jeans will not protect you, you're now bleeding Me, limping home, only gotten halfway: 💀
Anyway im pretty sure this is how people learn new skills (at least its how i do) Brain says "we should make this" & I have to learn like 3 new skills to do it. I want to publish a book but want control over my book cover? May as well learn to draw. Want cool clothes? Learn to sew Etc
My brain: omg here's most of an idea for a music video, we should make this, people would love it! Me: ok well it would need to be animated cuz we can't do that irl, so Id need to learn animation, probably 2D, maybe even rotoscoping. I'd also need to learn some choreography and- My brain: yeah and?
My brain: omg here's most of an idea for a music video, we should make this, people would love it! Me: ok well it would need to be animated cuz we can't do that irl, so Id need to learn animation, probably 2D, maybe even rotoscoping. I'd also need to learn some choreography and- My brain: yeah and?
"Its ok I'm using the environment burning, water guzzling, pollution spewing, plagerism blender that keeps trying to get people to hurt themselves or others for good! Diversity win the misinformation machine is being used to make unhelpful leftist posters!" Blocked. Immediately.
if you are using genAI for "good left wing images" you are still getting blocked like the right wing chuds, you can put as much glitter on the doo doo pile it is still poop
I had to update my phone & i hate it
Angry Pengu Penguin Had Enough
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I can't believe how many pieces of media have a person who's meant to be the smartest person where they check the shoes of a person in a wheelchair & if the shoes are scuffed/dirty then that wheelchair user is faking it No 2nd hand shoes, no ambulatory wheelchair users, no "had these shoes before"
Picture this: Con Oniel & Chris Pine looking like this playing long lost brothers who band together to find their missing younger brother, played by Lee Pace maybe?
Hey @centerlink why did I have to call in 3 times today because the 1st two times your janky AI bot said "no one's available, you can do this online, goodbye" & hung up???! No, I can't do it online, that's why I've cleared my afternoon to be on hold for 3 hours, no onces calling unless they have to
Lots of people seem to like this so maybe I should make it into an embroidery pattern lol
Like it's "put your own gas mask on before helping others" but once your gas mask is on & you can help others, you should try
I have to call a government department & I have been putting it off cuz I don't want to call I'm gonna be on hold for 3 hours & I have phone trauma from working at the tax office help desk for 9 months 😭😭😭 But i have to call them cuz they haven't processed my form & I need them to Wish me luck
The thing about someone ‘improperly receiving benefits’ is I don’t care. Oh no did someone get food or health care? Good!
hating your art is not a virtue, it's a sign of burn out or mental illness. the same way your muscles ache if you exercise too much or your stomach hurts if you're starving. learn to identify it as a sign you're pushing too hard or expecting too much of yourself somehow and check in with yourself.
Hey artists, let's share some helpful things in the community :) 🎨 What's one tip or trick you would give a new artist in your chosen medium? (Or just in general!)
“Do Dead Malls Go To Heaven?” Experimented a bit with a new way of detailing the tiles. Kinda like it? This particular piece took a hell of a lot of work. I’d love if you shared the vibes it’s giving off, for research purposes. (WIP process in comments)