posts about cock and balls from the quotebots will continue until this new EP drops. get used to it.
whoa whoa whoa what's wrong with looking like a fortnite skin. they had like five years of doing at least decent work
ㅤ ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ𝑐ℎ𝑖𝑙𝑑, 𝑤ℎ𝑒𝑟𝑒 𝑤𝑒𝑟𝑒 𝑦𝑜𝑢 ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ𝑤ℎ𝑒𝑛 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑜𝑢𝑔ℎ𝑡 ℎ𝑎𝑣𝑒 𝑏𝑒𝑒𝑛 𝑝𝑟𝑎𝑦𝑖𝑛' .ᐣ ㅤ
ㅤ ㅤㅤㅤ𝑜' 𝑠𝑖𝑛𝑛𝑒𝑟𝑚𝑎𝑛, 𝑤ℎ𝑒𝑟𝑒 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑔𝑜𝑛𝑛𝑎 𝑟𝑢𝑛 𝑡𝑜 . . . .ᐣ ㅤ
Motherfuckers heard "be there or be square" and knew what they had to do
Ooooh, shit, it's Friday night. That- that fuckass limo is still out blocking my street. I think it's the same one. Like, not a bajillion years long, but it keeps going back and forth. ... Gigi's folks must've renewed their fuckin' vows or something, I dunno.
Eat a Really Big Burger or Maybe Hot Dog If You Want
/ big replies'll come once im off the clock, i might do some bullshit in the interim though. we'll see how much i can get away with LOL
Maybe those WERE wedding bells. Been watching the same damn limo roll past my block with all the cans and shit on its sides. ... Is that why my damn delivery guy had to jump the fence???
... Who's that little dude on top of her? [ wishing it was him. a little. ]
/ staring at that patd (princess and the dragon) post deciding if im ready to do that to this little freak
Her efforts are appreciated. The end result isn't, but some things just can't be helped. A roll of his eyes never comes, try as it might, after realizing he'd probably be laughing the same way if he were a bolder man. " Not, uh- not really an answer. But I'll take it. "
she tilts her head at the downpour outside. " hey, you think if i went skating right now, it'd be like the worm thing ? or do you think i'd just spin-out ? "
The sound takes a while, naturally. His focus draws to her hands as she counts back, then up to her head as it- as it glows? He opens his mouth to ask, but — ( BOOM! ⛈️ ) — he jolts at the rumble, ripping him from her explanation. If he had it his way, he could've played it cooler.
1-- * boom. thunder roars. " if you eyeball the distance right, you can math out when the sound happens. "
I thiiiink? I see 'em chillin' after a storm sometimes. Something about being able to move better when it's wet... ... But, like. If you're used to it already I think that'd be the culprit. Worms, eh... I dunno if they live long enough to really appreciate it. But I guess I dunno that either.
i guess they can get a little freaky. i've lived in places where it rains a lot, though. and snows-- so i'm used to it. that, or * i was some sorta animal that really likes rain in * my past life. like, a worm, maybe. worms like rain, right ?
Oh, sure, normally. I like rain fine. Gets a guy focused. Looks nice in the photos. Big storms just wig me out... always have. Mighta been a dog in my past life or somethin'.
oh, it's not * that bad. sorta cozy.
Yeesh... storming out bad, man. Could do without all this rain. Gonna start making me freak out.
[ It's a little of both, in his mind. No harm in being a bit of a dick – he knows plenty of assholes and he's still awfully fond of all of them. ... Maybe his own taste is part of that, though. ] Been around the block enough to guess pretty good, anyway. Heh.
eee—exactly. you always know the right answer. ( the smile on her face couldn’t be described as anything other than a “shit eating grin”, but. . . at least she was cute ? it’s a bit hard to tell if she was even attempting to be charming, or if she was just kind of an asshole. )
'Guess BoobWeek is really starting to make the rounds. Hell yeah.
[ IS she? his face warms at the thought (weirdo), but he'd prefer to not fuck her over for that. or in general. but, y'know. if it came to it... ] Not on my life. Shit, I basically just got here, I can't throw that away.
i’d hope so, unless you plan on breaking my lil’ heart. which — if you * are — i might hafta’ kick your ass. . . . kiddinggg ! ( * 🎶 ) ( . . . is she ?? )
Sniped the last McGriddle meal before they hotswapped the lunch menu. We're so fucking back.
/ it IS a little tragic that its basically like. that lil handful and then accounts that are mostly inactive and most of THOSE are taboo smut accounts (...not that a smut account at all is damning, but, you know). but i guess i should be grateful there's a verse at all
/ the rp scene for fnf is like 5 people on a good day but damn if writing this guy hasnt been fun. i shouldve been doing this ages ago