iv. THE EMPEROR (REVERSED)
@nowsyourchance.bsky.social
ZING! I JUST GOT YOU WITH ANOTHER ONE OF MY TRADEMARK ‘COMPLETE LIES’ icon by meeee :3
YES YOU DOOOO! WHILE YOU’RE IN MY STUDIO! WHICH YOU HAVE TO BE BECAUSE HOW ELSE WOULD YOU BE TALKING TO ME LOL.
YOURE NOT MY BOSS??? I DONT HAVE TO SAY JACK SHIT
WELL, IT’S YOUR LINE, SO YOU HAVE TO.
I WOULD NOT FUCKING SAY THAT
( several screens power on around him, each with spamton on them hitting This. )
chica the chicken from five nights at freddy 's with purple eyes
ALT: chica the chicken from five nights at freddy 's with purple eyes
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POWER OFF IMMEDIATELY IM NOT EVEN FUCKING KIDDING
COME OVER HERE AND KISS ME ON MY HOT MOUTH.
literally shut the hell up.
REAL MANIPULATORS DON’T NEED A MAGIC RING TO MAKE PEOPLE STAY #GOAT
I LIVE IN A LITTLE AD WORLD. CUTE. AWW.
i understand. i understand it better than anyone else. this is my mistake ... that i have destroyed our future with my own hands. an ending like this is the best punishment. alone in a world without you ... where i can't even die.
// that art of swaptenna is sooooo cute btw maggie. see her sweetness
HEAR THAT? I’M AN UP AND COMING LEADER!
- What does a winner do when life gives him lemons?! - Uhh... make lemonade? - No, HE SQUEEZES THEM RIGHT BACK INTO LIFE'S EYES!
// yeah 😭 he’s fun to write but i’m not on him as frequently as my other accounts because i need to be in the right mindset for writing The Worst Person, Ever and. tbh i feel like suddenly making him nice doesn’t feel, fair?? to the people he’s mistreated? idk i dont think i’d feel very satisfied
// kicks a rock. i kind of feel like i fucked myself by making swapton so mean and nasty because at this point hes so horrible that i dont think there’s any way for him to come back from it in a way that would be narratively satisfying for me
ALL YOU NEED TO DO IS SURVIVE THE SEVEN DEATH TRAPS INSIDE THE HOUSE.
⠀⠀⠀what's the chance? how's it work?
YOU CAN DO ALL THAT AND MORE WITH YOUR 𝒱𝐸𝑅𝒴 𝒪𝒲𝒩 𝒞𝒰𝒮𝒯𝒪𝑀 𝒯𝒜𝐿𝒦𝐼𝒩𝒢 𝒮𝒫𝒜𝑀𝒯𝒪𝒩 𝒫𝐿𝒰𝒮𝐻! VIBRATING ATTACHMENTS SOLD SEPARATELY.
Number 4, the skin weaver. Your skin will be peeled and rewoven, a living tapestry of torment.Number 5, the eyeball crucible. Your eyes will be roasted and replaced with burning coals. Number 6, the mind flayer. Your thoughts will be shredded, echoes of endless torment.
WHAT? NO WAY! I’M AN HONEST MAN! WIN FAIRLY, AND THE $500 IS REALLY YOURS!
⠀⠀⠀i think you'd rig it so i'd die in the building fire, but thank you!!