Saw some beautiful cows today

Chudkeeper has joined the Croissant Legion! Sadly, she doesn't have her wife🥐 yet though 😢 Instead, I gave her a badge.

ATTENTION TO ALL DEM TAX CUT SLOPULISTS

My family dragged me to see Brand New Day, and my review is that it felt like an actual movie. I am incredibly surprised with how much I liked it. It feels as though I have finally woken up from a cynical stupor and can feel joy again

Thanks for the reminder boss

The suspiciously green bananas in question

onion person@junlper.beer · 24h ago

suspiciously green bananas is sadly one of the funniest things i’ve read in awhile

I should make an AMV for Road to Empress but it's this song and it's just a deaths compilation www.youtube.com/watch?v=_C70...

Mix: Seinfeld - Numb (Full Version?)

YouTube video by Doggy080

youtube.com

you're goddamned right this is important

....T-toxic yuri...?

Nox 🧪🐦@nox-vt.bsky.social · 2d ago

about to try ck3 all under heaven for the first time wish me luck

about to try ck3 all under heaven for the first time wish me luck

They did him so dirty with this

Mondo Mascots@mondomascots.bsky.social · 2d ago

Nana-chan, a cat with a fish in its front pocket, is the mascot of Obama City, Japan.

born to play white fox, forced to play mantis

I wish Smite was a good video game

midnight marianne

I've really never been more invested in a politician winning an election than Count Binface, if he wins it will singlehandedly cure my doomerism

complaining about the writing of something that hasn't even come out yet 😭😭😭

saying "b-but we're both girls!" at inopportune moments. like a boss fires her subordinate for incompetence and her subordinate is like "b-but ... we're both girls !!"

gm freaks

Mejiro McQueen: It's McQueen Monday!

ALT: Mejiro McQueen: It's McQueen Monday!

static.klipy.com

cool new shirt

There's really a vtuber for anything

The pros and cons of having a Goth knight girlfriend.

Finally done with requests 🥀

The highly compunctious US soldiers, who totally didn't sign up to kill brown people, will start disobeying these orders any time now.

Was wondering why several Morrowind characters were performing TERRIBLY before eventually realizing I set the difficulty to max 💀

Reading up on Marvel vampire lore. Atlantis and Lemuria? Real, and also vampires. The death of Jesus? Vampires. Vinland and Roanoke? Vampires. The moon? Vampire world

oh I also saw a girl eating a raw potato. like the potato was peeled and cut into thin slices and she was just eating the raw uncooked potato, like chips

Nox 🧪🐦@nox-vt.bsky.social · 4d ago

Today I saw a woman feeding this to a baby out of a sippy cup and was left completely speechless

bet this feels good as hell if you're the pig

Today I saw a woman feeding this to a baby out of a sippy cup and was left completely speechless

It’s so funny when people are like “sure you’re an abolitionist now but wait until you’re the victim of a property crime.” Buddy, the most useful thing the police have ever done for property crime is put the form you need to submit to your insurance online.

unfortunately im gonna have to ask for help one more time as i havent been able to find an appropriate replacement job yet (+ some expenses). starting this one earlyish, trying to put together ~$250 before the 6th of august. sorry to clog up your tl with begging 💙 venmo: longtail7 can dm for p*ypal