Nick Portnell

@nportnell.bsky.social

England seemed to him to be nothing but horrors and misery now. The very shapes of the trees were like frozen screams.

I remember us visiting 'the most haunted pub in England' in around 2003. It was in York and looked really old. We walked in full of anticipation. The lights were as brash as an A&E department and they were playing the Nolan Sisters. Didn't even bother buying a drink. 0/10.

Malicious AI, rockets crashing into the moon, explosive drones found at a German airport & record high sea temperature anomalies. It's no wonder we're all totally stressed out. This tidal wave of shit has become relentless.

So my 81-year-old father is bringing his new woman round to ours on Sunday. She's French/Italian and has a 17-year-old daughter, so I expect she's a fair bit younger than 81. To be fair, my dad looks like John Thaw and drives a fancy car. I'm really trying to be cool about this.

We adopted Milo from a garden centre last week. We are now catching those bastard fruit flies, placing them between his plant based jaws and watching them snap shut. Possibly cruel, but we're just helping nature. The RSPCA ain't got nothing on us.

A Venus fly trap in a little pot on our kitchen windowsill.

The picture on the front of Reform's policy is of HMS Ocean on the River Thames in 2012. It was sold by to the Brazilian navy in 2018. Turns out you can judge a book by its cover.

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It's interesting to see literally nobody I follow talking about the Rubber Soul boxset. I've got the 2014 mono LP & CD, a US mono CD, a UK stereo CD & a UK stereo LP; is it really worth getting this? I mean, it's one of the greatest albums ever made, but you have a draw a line somewhere, right?