Ready for how SCARILY INCREDIBLE our Halloween drop is??! Check out the candy buckets, Count Whackula puppet, bone pens and MORE on our shop NOWWWW!!!!! MuaHAHAHA
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While on the Pure Elegance Tour this spring, Danny went on a few side quests to see some beautiful stegosaurus bones. See Part 1 of our “Dan’s Dino Adventures” series our Patreon!!
Our UK-BASED store is officially open, and you can grab merch from our EU/UK Pure Elegance tour that you may have missed!!! Get it now because once it’s gone, it’s gone! Shop here! uk.ninjasexparty.com
hey odysseus you’re not the only one fighting tooth and nail to get home to a hot mom
The Last Unicorn was the first music video off our Under the Covers album. The album is now TEN YEARS OLD but this video came out in 2015, extra early for an extra special tune.
in case you didn’t hear about our anniversary!!!!! we have NEW STUFF!!!
Did you see all the INCREDIBLE Under the Covers stuff on our store?!! Just take a look at how happy Ninja Brian is with his new blanket.
After ten years, our ORIGINAL Under the Covers is BACK!!! We've repressed the CD and it's AVAILABLE FOR PRE-ORDER NOW! Along with some 80's inspired t-shirts, stickers, and a cozy sherpa blanket to wrap it all together.
WOW how has it been a MONTH since you last heard about how much we love to party ???
LONDON! What a demure way to end the EU/UK Pure Elegance Tour. Thank you to EVERYONE who joined us for making this very truly special and elegant show!!!!!!!
Nottingham you were BRILLIANT. Tonight is our LAST SHOW on the Pure Elegance Tour. LONDON LET’S PARTY!!!
Nottingham you ready to get MAJESTIC/GLAMOROUS/ALLURING????
Manchester you were SO RAD!!!! Now we’re getting ready to give Birmingham the most STATELY SHOW EVER.
We can’t wait to see you TONIGHT Manchester!!!! LET’S GET GENTEEL!!
Our very FIRST time playing in Newcastle was such a MAGICAL TYNE!!!!
Glasgow you were PURE DEAD BRILLIANT!!! Tonight, we party with the snazzy people of NEWCASTLE!!
Thanks for having a Guinness with us Ireland, YOU ROCK.
DUBLIN we’re SO LUCKY to see you in a few short hours for a SOLD OUT SHOW!!!! Let’s get SWANKY.
STOCKHOLM!!!! SEE YOU IN A FEW HOURS! LET’S GET REFINED!!!
OSLO YOU ROCK SO HARD!!!!!! Thanks for PARTYING (classily) WITH US!
THANK YOU MALMĂ–! What a snazzy bunch!!!! Time to bring sumptuousness to OSLO!
The Pure Elegance Tour has been EXQUISITE!!!! We have ELEVEN more shows for you to catch us at, starting with tonight in MALMĂ–!!
Our first show EVER in Gothenburg was UNFORGETTABLE/POSH/CULTURED!!!!
Copenhagen YOU ROCK!!!!!! Gothenburg, tonight let’s get EXTREMELY CLASSY!
HIER IS DAT FEESTJE!!!!!!! Amsterdam, thank you for being SO OUT OF THIS WORLD!!!
AMSTERDAM we’re getting ready to FEEST!!!!!!! (once Ninja Brian stops trolling Danny)
