meowing: nintendo switch 2 edition

just got forwarded an email by a coworker and the email body just said 'mlem' i think it's infectious

smart meow control enhanced protection from untrusted meowing

as a botanist's primary tool™, i can not provide dating advice

nintendo wi-fi connection is shutting down in 2014? can you believe it?

'jsdf' oh you mean the japanese signed distance field?

owie

life only truly starts *after* "reached target system power off"

⚠️ meowing is still on cooldown

there should be a gatorade gateron collab

when you try to scroll but you somehow multiselect

sometimes i wish i had that weird ability to hyperfocus on one single thing (a video game or binge watching stuff or whatever) for hours in a row but alas, this only happens on the rare few days where i have to or want to do something else (like when preparing for a trip, or sleeping)

meanwhile ANOTHER package is shipped with the service where the tracking page has the well-known captcha also used by hoyo hope it has an underlying id soon

amazing parcel tracking status

lol the pharmacy just HAD to have a prefix like 'de mevrouw/heer'.. and the neutral one is just 'de bewoner' i don't even know how to TRANSLATE this stupidity! normally this is what you'd use for 'address but no name', like 'the person/people living at'

woke up from a scheduled alarm test two hours ago, then again from a phone call that broke through sleep mode, then 'oh god i have to go outside in THIS heat to both the pharmacy and a store', tons of other things shipped too and need thought i think this is a 'i hate mondays' day.. 4h sleep ):

welcome to dis................ dis........ fuck i think i forgot what it's called..... dis- [gets headache]

'budget but no writing' wow my life really is like a movie huh

request entity too meowy,,

meowing, the thing cats do, remains a great mystery

weekends make me feel so lonely

"is that a slab in your pocket or do you REALLY dislike being around me that much"

Phoebe! (🎂 in 5 days!)@mollyesbian.gayass.io · 6d ago

also what sucks is that yes you can choose not to use the slab in your pocket or even have one but that is social suicide. like yea have fun staying close to your friends when they talk all the time and you don't do it ever

i need a charger that has a gamepad style vibration motor

why don't bats have paws

man i miss back when they sold vegetarian food on the middle of a highway bridge at 'test restaurant selenium'

poor guy.. got his fins trapped in plastic.... this is why we need to clean up the ocean........

bo2's 'ballistics cpu' was a bad prediction for 2025 ... it should've been a ballistics npu

they no longer take time?! instant?!?!

surf for free now

ah so that's indeed why lenovo's got barely any oleds left for thinkpads and such lately they're samsung oleds and according to rumors™ apple only uses samsung for the oled macbooks so obviously has been buying allllll the supply as a result sadly that means a lot of 60hz only shtuff aaaa