There’s an orange cat in my neighborhood that’s trying to adopt me
i be knowing
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Educator, professional nerd, lore distributor. Other things at other times. Always creating something. she/her ⚜️ New Orleans
This man has broken up & gotten back w you & cheated on you repeatedly (incl. the time when you found another woman’s underwear in his bed) But EYE am the bad guy for telling you he’s a terrible person & you deserve better? For telling you to either end it or stop venting to me about it? Okay.
Hmm. And what exactly is he expecting to happen in 2029, when the next presidential inauguration happens?
Trump’s plans to keep National Guard troops deployed to D.C. until 2029 will cost an additional $1.4 billion in tax dollars, according to budget estimates
This is one of those songs that makes me unexpectedly emotional sometimes 😭 Duffle Bag Boy is another one
"Stay Fly" by Three 6 is really a masterpiece.
People can tell the difference between something built FOR them or WITH them vs. something built AT them
Ordered pizza for delivery, but the driver had 2 orders and brought us a completely different order (fajitas and taquitos from another restaurant we like) So now we’re eating the wrong order while the right order is on its way at no charge I hope the other people got to do the same thing
Husband, walking through the door after work, mimicking Travis Scott at the beginning of The Odyssey: A home! A wife! A forehead kiss!
Beyond a wholesome discipline, be gentle with yourself. You are a child of the universe no less than the trees and the stars; you have a right to be here. And whether or not it is clear to you, no doubt the universe is unfolding as it should.
That’s just 🎶 not my problem. 🎶 *closes laptop*
Breakdown Bear Dancing in Kitchen
ALT: Breakdown Bear Dancing in Kitchen
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KitchenAid mixer with a bunch of attachments — pasta sheets/noodles, spiralizers, shredders, ice cream maker I’ve had it for years, use it often, and keep getting more attachments as my interests change
What’s your most expensive kitchen gadget/appliance? Do you use it?
Not me though. My cells get replaced with more handsome cells at a perfect 1-1 rate. Y’all be safe.
After the age of 28 more cells in your body die than you can replace & the copies become more and more shitty. Prior to this you were producing more cells than die & they were almost perfect copies. Basically after 28 you just die a slow death. Ok love y’all. 🫶🏾
What is the protocol if any other religion does this?
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Power girl I really wanna know your ways I really wanna know your ways I really wanna know your ways
You deserve a life that doesn’t require your maximum effort at all times
One of my uncles has slowly gone bald while growing a magnificent beard and some truly wild nose and ear hairs It looks like little gray afros coming out of his ears but he won’t trim them or let anyone else do it 😭
I say bathroom My husband says bath-oom (kind of, the r is mostly silent) My mom says baffroom
real quick, do yall always pronounce the “r” in bathroom? 😅
I’ve been watching that Couples Therapy show and man. You really never know what kind of fucked up dynamics people have, or how much bullshit people come to tolerate Even the therapist goes to her therapist colleagues or her therapist mentor like “y’all. wtf. wtf do I do”
Let me say this clearly. If you believe the US was once a force for good, you have been successfully propagandized. The US has never been motivated by social good and has worked tirelessly for the opposite to benefit a handful of people you rarely see in the news.
QTNA - at work and personally I can disagree w a calm/neutral tone, a clear reason, and truly no personal feelings about it, and it’s still sometimes perceived as conflict or anger. I think people aren’t used to disagreeing without things automatically blowing up, but it doesn’t have to be that way
Why do people assume those with an opposing opinion are mad but they aren’t?
Just remembered the “what would you do for a Klondike bar” jingle and I guess the answer is… nothing I don’t think I’ve ever eaten a Klondike bar
I don’t want to jinx it, but so far today is my first unmedicated pain free day in about 6 weeks! Never taking the absence of pain for granted ever again
Planning a fishing charter for my husband’s birthday. He’s going to be thrilled!
Just woke up from a nap mad Had a dream that I went to a chicken spot and they served me green beans, sauced wings, hashbrowns, hush puppies and fries all in the same fry container