Suzy 🍀9️⃣

@nul67.bsky.social

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If yer maw asks you to take her to Lidl n she’ll “no be two mins just going in for fruit n veg” …. She’s fuckin lying to ye!!! 21 mins I’ve been sat sitting here!!!

20 years ago today was my first memory of having crohns. Sittin in the airport with my mate, ready to fly to Mexico, n telling her I’m at the toilet non stop just now so if I’m in the bathroom for ages it’s cos I need to be. … also, Steve Irwin the crocodile hunter died that day 🐊

Mad that they’re Queen daft, yet it It was Her Majesty that liquidated his boyhood club Rangers FC. The one that Sevco models itself on. This mob are thick as shite!! 😂😂😂

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A pigeon just walked out on to the road from the pavement into the path of my car… do u think the stupid cunts know they can fly? Like do ye thing they know they can do more than scran fag doubts n chewing gum?? 🤦🏼‍♀️

🆕✨ Also selling personalised kids pjs 👶🏻🦄🦖🧸 age 6m to 10 years. 🫶🏻 These will be personalised with “when I wake up I will be… “ and the child’s age and name on the front. 🫶🏻 We can also do just the child’s name with a little picture 🦄🦖or a cute Initial design. Anything is possible 💫

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