i haven't had weird sexual tension in a while. where is the rabbit
// i realized having the noclip thing be null's breath gimmick instead of them just being like that all the time and having no breath gimmick at all made way more sense
do i need to be less normal. is this how i get people to like me
*mentally calculating whether or not open flirting would actually work out*
// if we're doing sonic shit i WILL be pulling my rewrite account back out again because i'm a loser
// cutely retconning what happens when null holds their breathe for Purposes
i get so fucking tired of you people sometimes
aah. well, it's a pleasure to meet you. it's.. fairly similar to the headache one usually gets from playing a vr game for too long, which tracks.
"oh, where are my manners-" "i'm seth! formerly known as bubble. i'm the assistant ringmaster!" she straightens her bowtie. "now, tell me about this headache. maybe there's something we can do about it."
aH- . um. i don't believe so? also who are you.
"did you...hit your head recently?" a yellow, and way taller version of caine with arms holding her eyes (instead of the teeth and gums, which are not present. instead, she has a little 2d mouth between her two eyes.) floats in front of them.
why do i /always/ have a headache. where is this coming from.
// i made the fucking tadc king in yellow account. go follow @kinginpolygons.bsky.social please i have bits to do
MUSE DETAILS! The King (Or Hastur if you're cool) Potentially infinite?? It/He Yeah that's literally just The King in Yellow. Yeah, the one from the Minecraft series with the yaoi. He's stuck in The Amazing Digital Circus now. Height is variable, usually around 20' or so. Agender Pansexual
i disappointed a woman i have to abstract now. it's the rules.
[ - 50 friendship points ]
// hey so if the king in yellow can get stuck in minecraft he can absolutely get stuck in the circus right i'm cooking
i wouldn't know, i've only been here like. two months.
🪄 “….Isn’t that just Caine whenever he has a bad day?”
god has brain trauma and forgot how to not torture us. so fun.
everyone else is being disrespectful as ^%$&, that's a lovely name.
⠀ “ ATTENTION, EVERYONE. I have an important announcement, so listen up. From this day forward I shall answer only to 𝗚𝗿𝗲𝘇𝗻𝗲𝗱𝗴𝗲. ” ⠀
// i've exclusively been censoring null swearing even though they can technically swear so the concept that null just. does that by default even if it's not a law of the circus is really funny
if anyone needs a quiet place to deal with. recent events, my room is open. it sucks in there, nobody's going to bother you.
i'm glad i didn't get as attached to the teeth as everyone else apparently did, otherwise i'd be /really/ bummed right about now.