I would like to know why my washer and dryer play Schubert’s “Trout” quintet when their cycles complete. It’s such a random choice.

Music festivals do a great job of reminding me that I have neither the stamina nor the arch support I did in my younger days.

Man, these anti-Francesca Hong commercials are really landing in the “don’t threaten me with a good time” category.

Oh cool, my iLok is dying.

At this point the Minions should just drop the pratfall comedy and go full Cosmic Horror. “At The Minions of Madness” “Banana Over Innsmouth” “The Color Out Of Space (Is Yellow)”

“The X-Men have come to Dave’s Hot Chicken” is not a phrase I ever expected to hear in my lifetime, and now that I have, I find it deeply unsettling.

Very little compares to the thrill of seeing a “meeting: cancelled” notification land in my inbox

I know that the point of weather alert sirens is to get your attention, but I really wish they would use a complete chord

Hey cool Google AI no longer thinks I’m a Navy SEAL.

Sometimes I’ll be in the studio mixing something and get hit with the realization that I really get to do this, and it’s fun, and I get to do it with my best friends. It’s pretty awesome. (I just finished mixing the new #EyeNewDark record and it’s amazing. Jill is an incredibly gifted songwriter)

Heeeeeeeyy so I did a thing! I chatted with a nice fellow across the pond about music for a while. www.mixcloud.com/ColinSpencer...

All the pontificating about “AI in the workplace” and all that always overlooks that an absurd amount of every company’s critical data ends up being maintained in a collection of opaque and poorly-named Excel files.

I did an interview and talked about a formative artist (whose name I probably mispronounce)

Colin Spencer@colinspencermusic.bsky.social · 3mo ago

#INTERVIEW: #Klack, #NerdySanchez and #NullDevice 's #EricOehler for #ThreeOriginalsByEach #ColinSpencer Programme #210 🔊 www.mixcloud.com/colinspencer/ 🎧 Saturday 6 June 2026 6-8pm (#UK times) to #DiscoverAndRemember @nulldevice.bsky.social and others Before #210? www.mixcloud.com/ColinSpencer...

“Fun-size” candybars are such a lie. They’d be way more fun if they were comically large.

I had my headphones on and legit didn’t realize the guy running the leaf blower in the next yard was not part of the song.

One of the most underdiscussed and frankly worrying facts about the current landscape is how all political discourse has been reduced to the word “deal.”

New music! Matt and I do big stupid 90’s dance music, à la Prodigy, Chemical Bros, Fatboy Slim, etc. nerdysanchez.bandcamp.com/album/nerdy-...

Nerdy Sanchez Demands To Be Taken Seriously, by Nerdy Sanchez

8 track album

nerdysanchez.bandcamp.com

Of COURSE all their weird diagnostic errors in my car suddenly disappear right before my service appointment. Of course.

I feel like the Star Wars universe would have far fewer galactic conflicts if they just replaced a few mystical space wizards with, y’know, therapists.

My phone corrected “cat treats” to “cat threats” and I’ve never felt more seen.

During these big storms, weatherman keeps talking about a “hail core” and that just sounds to me like a particularly badass early-00’s metal genre.

All these years later, “Voodoo Ray” is still a banger.

I think I picked the wrong day to season my new wok.

Everyone please welcome CBS News Immigration Analyst Viktor Orban.

Yeah, well, I'm going to go have my own naval blockade! With blackjack and hookers!

I hope this doesn’t mean we’re going to invade Hungary now.

I have no idea why I waited so long before buying a good box grater.

No matter what else happens on this crazy world, we can at least be secure in the knowledge that the Liberty Biberty Guy found love.

At this point it’s nearly impossible to tell if this level of idiocy is malice or just incompetence.

Jason Kikta@kikta.net · 5mo ago

I knew it would be bad, but this is just ridiculous www.atomic.computer/blog/white-h...

Pretty sure the main reason Timothy Chalamet doesn’t like opera is because his generation didn’t grow up with Looney Tunes. No one who spent Saturday mornings with “What’s Opera Doc?” would hold that opinion.