SPAMTON G SPAMTON
@number1circa1997.bsky.social
⠀ THE [Reel]EST [Deels] YOU'VE EVER SEEN IN YOUR [[Pathetic, WORTHLESS]] LIFE!! !!!! CERITFIED [Numero Uno] RATED SALESMAN 1997 WORLD IS A [$!&!!] [[Killed]] EM ALL 8 BILLION DEAD [ https://Private https://security https://near https://you ] ⠀
⠀ * THANKSYOU FOR WATCHING MY [[Hopes & Dreams]]...,, * BUY MY SP4MCOIN ⠀
⠀ * TTHHIS IS [[DELTARUNE SPAMTON THEORY]] WHY ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT THAT [Quarterintelligent] ⠀
⠀ * [Mike isn't going to make any appearances] * BuDDY. ⠀
⠀ * HGJHHDGHGAGSHAGGAGGAHFBBSKSFJSBSKBBLBLHDHJBLBLL ⠀
[ pouring milk oon him ]
⠀ * FINALLY,, SOME RESPECT !!! I AM [[BIG]]!! I AM IMPORT4NCE!!! IM [Lovey-dovey]BLE!!!!! ⠀
rain i love hopping on spamton to write complete bullshit
⠀ * I CAN AND W1LL EAT ANYTHING AND [[Everything must go!]] ⠀
⠀ * YOU GOT A REAL [[Suspicious Looking Eye]] FOR GOOD BUSINESS, KID. * wE'RE GONNA MAKE SOO MUCH DELICIS KROMER [[Together as one!]] ⠀
you could call em EXCLUSIVE to have more of an excuse to hike the price up. ☝️
⠀ * YES. YES!!!!!! [[Agree2All]] ABSOLUTELY [Press F1 for Help] ME SELL MY G;ARB[[Incredible, quality wares.]] ⠀
we should enter a partnership where you find these shit consoles and i refurbish them and make them all cool and then you can upsell them.
⠀ * KID!!!! SPAMTON G SPAMTON HAS * EVERYTHING. * EVERY [[Man, woman, or child]] [At half price!] * I GOT [[El Cinco]]!!! I GOT 【 behold: another bootleg. it's labelled 'y cube' this time. there's a peeled-off imprint from an Xbox sticker that wasn't even centered. 】 * [[X BOX LIIIIIIIIIVE]] ⠀
yeah man. got anymore consoles?
rain i dont know why my brain went to snapcube dont ask me
⠀ * FOR [[I can't believe your tits are one polygon!]] * WAIT NO. NO WRONG [thingamabob] * FOR [[Scrap 4 cheap!]] GREA T DEA,LS ⠀
click here for what. FOR WHAT. SPAMTON.
⠀ * [[Hot consoles in YOUR area! Click here for]] ⠀
google is it normal to wanna kiss yer custom 3ds.
⠀ * OOKAY EVERYBUDDY SP;AMTONS HERE YOU CAN [[Party rockers in the house tonight]] NOW ⠀
⠀ * [[Foolish]] ESTEEM CUSTOMER I [Laced yo shit] ⠀
⠀ * MMmMMMM YYUMMI [Peter, what are you doing? Crack. WHAT THE FU] ⠀
⠀ * [[100% ethically sourced]] RANDOM GARBAGE IN MY [Heavenly Singing Voice] I CAN'T CONTROL IT KID ⠀
why do you have avgn voice clips