You can lay off the formalities, you know. It’s just us in here. At ease, and all that, soldier. [ Hiding the cleverly disguised box of cereal bars under some junk in the bottom drawer of her desk while the flowers will carefully lay on top. She’ll have to get a vase or something. ] +

NIGEL UNO!@numbuh-one.bsky.social · 2y ago

[Oop. He turns redder than a tomato at the returned affection, a dumb smile appearing over his face. Once distance is put between them, he nods.] I'm glad I could help, Numbuh 362. It must be pretty boring up here, and days can blend together, so I'll make it a habit to visit.

[ Doing paperwork, as always. At least she has pretty flowers on her desk to look at. <3 ]

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[ Blink-blink. Gently taking the bouquet. ] These are for me? [ In all her eleven years… Who knew Numbuh 1 could be so thoughtful? Rachel gives the flowers a sniff, then looks at him, lips curling into a grin. ] Careful, I could get used to you spoiling me. [ … Oh, what the heck. Shuffling +

NIGEL UNO!@numbuh-one.bsky.social · 2y ago

Oh, right. There was something else. [He removes his backpack, unzips it, and carefully grabs the bouquet he got for Rachel.] T-these might also need a hiding spot. A little piece of earth to cheer up your day a bit, Rachel. [Blushing like mad.]

[ If Nigel Uno of all people sounds this tense, the gravity of this situation is no doubt severe. ] Understood, Numbuh 1. Give me a report, what are they planning? [ Mother and Father… the duo sounds downright deadly. No wonder he sounds nervous. ] Are you requesting reinforcements +

NIGEL UNO!@numbuh-one.bsky.social · 2y ago

++ in that mansion.] I've been sending some of our 2x4 technological audio recording devices into the mansion for a few days now. . . it was all silent, spare for...today's conversation. [You can hear him swallowing thick.] It's not looking good. Not good at all, sir.

[ … She’s either got incredible foresight or a terrible gift of thinking things into existence… Rachel grabs the communicator and accepts the transmission immediately. ] This is Supreme Leader Numbuh 362. State your emergency.

NIGEL UNO!@numbuh-one.bsky.social · 2y ago

[The Communicator at Moonbase blinks with an emergency light. Looks like someone's calling.]

[ Has a strong feeling she’s going to have to kick Father’s fiery behind sooner than later. ]

That’s— … actually a really genius idea! Nobody’s gonna touch it if they think it’s something dangerous or gross! [ It’s properly labeled, but he’s right… she’ll have to find a better hiding spot. ] Thanks, Nigel, that’s super sweet of you. Just in time, too!

NIGEL UNO!@numbuh-one.bsky.social · 2y ago

Well, that's why I labeled the box the way I did. If everyone saw the box normally, you wouldn't even get a crumb. So, I just had Numbuh 89 paint and label it. [While he knows the KND rules and stuff, he's kinda worried that's not something that's allowed, but... he'd do anything for Rachel!]

[ !!! His grin is contagious, even though she doesn’t yet know why they’re smiling. ] Nigel…! No, not anymore! [ Eyebrow raised, she opens the label covered box and… gasps! ] RAINBO— *shhh, shut up!* rainbowmunchiescerealbarsohmygoshhowdidyousneaktheseuphere?

NIGEL UNO!@numbuh-one.bsky.social · 2y ago

[The SECOND the door closes behind him, a grin is splitting his face.] Rachel. . . are you busy? [CLEARLY he wasn't, since he was, y'know, here.] I brought you some stuff. Might need to find a hiding spot for these. [Gently shakes the box labeled with KND warning labels.]

[ Little does she know it’s him; her boyfriend… what a concept. ] Let ‘em in. [ She’s finishing up a lengthy report, so really, this is a most welcomed break. ]

NIGEL UNO!@numbuh-one.bsky.social · 2y ago

[He's already making his way up to Moonbase, and when he's got the flowers hidden in his backpack, he carries the now-wrapped box up to find his...Girlfriend? Is that-- is that what they're doing now?] "NUMBUH 362, SIR! You have a visitor! Sir!" [The guards to her door talk into the intercom.]

[ It’s going to cause a mess either way, he can just got for it. Besides, she’s having another hectic day… it’ll be a nice surprise. ]

NIGEL UNO!@numbuh-one.bsky.social · 2y ago

[He got flowers for Rachel. . . unsure of how to present them to her without it causing a mess.]

Uh… Inspection! Routine visit. Anyway, nevermind about me—. You hear what’s happened? Two Fathers. AND a Mother.

NUMBUH 5!@candycrusades.bsky.social · 2y ago

Stars-dangit. Numbuh 362, what are YOU doin' here, girl????

[ For legal reasons, it’s juice. ]

NUMBUH 5!@candycrusades.bsky.social · 2y ago

[Walks out of her bedroom. She's been playing Persona 3 Reloaded all day.] Y'all. . . WHAT did Numbuh 5 miss?

The reports that are going to have to be submitted are going to be insane.

[ And here’s a prime example of why she loves him so much. The analytical thinking, the devotion to the organization, the reasoning… Dating him publicly is nothing to be ashamed of. She has an earth and a moonbase of kids who look up to her, and if she isn’t perfect, everything could suffer. +

NIGEL UNO!@numbuh-one.bsky.social · 2y ago

++ it doesn't deeply interfere with our jobs as KND operatives... who cares what example we're setting. If it's real love. . . it shouldn't matter.

… [ She’s scared to ask. ] ‘What could possibly be worse?’

𝙏𝙃𝙐𝙉𝘿𝙀𝙍𝙊𝙐𝙎 𝙏𝙄𝙂𝙀𝙍!@stoic-in-silence.bsky.social · 2y ago

'. . . I have even worse news.'

I SEE IT.

NIGEL UNO!@numbuh-one.bsky.social · 2y ago

... NUMBUH 362 I HAVE BAD NEWS.

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𝚒𝚗𝚌𝚘𝚖𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚝𝚛𝚊𝚗𝚜𝚖𝚒𝚜𝚜𝚒𝚘𝚗 . . . ▋ [■■■■■■■■■■] 100% 𝚜𝚞𝚋𝚓𝚎𝚌𝚝: 𝚏𝚊𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛 ▪ 𝚊𝚛𝚌𝚑-𝚗𝚎𝚖𝚎𝚜𝚒𝚜 𝚘𝚏 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚔𝚗𝚍 ▪ ⚠️ 𝘿𝘼𝙉𝙂𝙀𝙍 𝘿𝘼𝙉𝙂𝙀𝙍 𝘿𝘼𝙉𝙂𝙀𝙍 ⚠️

[ He really is serious… ] Wow. [ She opens her mouth and closes it, trying to find words that don’t make her sound like a malfunctioning robot. It’s not every day the very operative you have this secret mega-gigantic crush on admits he shares similar feelings… ] I think so, too… +

NIGEL UNO!@numbuh-one.bsky.social · 2y ago

. . . Rachel, it would be supercalifragilistically amazing. [Using the word supercalifragilisticexpialidocious should tell you how serious it is for him. And that word is BIG.]

[ Heat rises to her face in an unmistakable blush. It’s like he’s reading her mind! Then again, they’re almost always on the same page… ] Probably a really, terrible, super bad idea… [ She’d been nervously looking just about anywhere else, but now she meets his +

NIGEL UNO!@numbuh-one.bsky.social · 2y ago

. . . [The silence is awkward, and the tension so thick you couldn't cut through it with any sort of blade.] Outlandish. . . but. . . totally amazing. [He finds himself muttering an inside thought, a hand slapped over his mouth.]

[ Why IS she smiling like that? Knock it off, Rachel, you’ll blow it! And you look weird. ] I— uh, nothing. Anyway, as we were saying. Unprofessional… And absurd.

NIGEL UNO!@numbuh-one.bsky.social · 2y ago

[Wishing he had hair to rake through with shaking hands, he gulps down anything he could say to ruin this, and...wait, why is she smiling like that.] . . . Sir?

‘So that’s what this is all about… It’s Father—he’s your… father. I have to admit, it’s not the ideal circumstances for any kid, especially not an operative. I understand your fear of coming forward, Numbuh 89. But you’re right to tell me now, and even if you did run at first, I admire your +

𝙏𝙃𝙐𝙉𝘿𝙀𝙍𝙊𝙐𝙎 𝙏𝙄𝙂𝙀𝙍!@stoic-in-silence.bsky.social · 2y ago

++ deduce it, and make the decommissioning swift and painless. Though, knowing her and Numbuh 86, it wouldn't be.]

[ A very displeased Rachel is standing with her arms crossed, her face hardened into a very stern look. ] ‘I can tell when an operative is trying to avoid me, Numbuh 89. I’ve been wanting to talk to you. Why are you running away from me?’

𝙏𝙃𝙐𝙉𝘿𝙀𝙍𝙊𝙐𝙎 𝙏𝙄𝙂𝙀𝙍!@stoic-in-silence.bsky.social · 2y ago

'. . .' [Guess she's gotta. In a few moments, a solemn, shaking Numbuh 89 returns, the second time this week it's rained on her. Her head's down as she marches towards Numbuh 362.]

[ Rachel isn’t too sure what that means, but the message makes her bristle. She doesn’t like to do this, but it’s necessary, evidently. ] ‘Numbuh 89, I 𝙤𝙧𝙙𝙚𝙧 you to return to base!’

𝙏𝙃𝙐𝙉𝘿𝙀𝙍𝙊𝙐𝙎 𝙏𝙄𝙂𝙀𝙍!@stoic-in-silence.bsky.social · 2y ago

[ Her wrist communicator starts beeping halfway to the mochi place. She whimpers, and lands on a treebranch to reluctantly send a message back.] 'That'll be a negative, Numbuh 362, sir. I can't. I'm too. . . afraid of losing them.'

[ 💧 … Sure, it’d be unprofessional. But it would also be really, really cool. ]

[ Indulgent smile. ] Of course, Nigel. I know Numbuh Three—she’s always saying… crazy things. You’re right, it’d be totally unprofessional. Don’t even worry about it.

NIGEL UNO!@numbuh-one.bsky.social · 2y ago

Don't listen t-to her, Rachel! Such a thing would be unprofessional! [Waving his hands, in fear.]

I'm going to dig a hole in the yard and lay in it. Goobye, everyone.

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[ 🤨 Is that Numbuh 89 flying away? ]

[ She is indeed in the kitchen, frozen mid-cereal-bite. Uhhh. Heh. ]