At this point you could just take the microphone off your tie and walk out of the studio. Once you do that, text your campaign manager and tell him you're dropping out. Then walk into the sea never to be seen again.

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 19h ago

TAPPER: One of the files you released was an image of your daughter naked. It was available for a day before it was removed. Your ex-wife's attorney says it could quality as CSAM. That's shockingly reckless behavior MAX MILLER: I wouldn't say it's shockingly reckless. There was no genitalia exposed

Bad night for the Tread on Me Party

Marc Elias@marcelias.bsky.social · 13h ago

🚨BREAKING: Missouri voters have rejected a ballot measure to limit their own ability to pass amendments to the state constitution — a proposal that fueled extraordinarily high voter turnout in Tuesday’s election. www.democracydocket.com/news-alerts/...

Steve Kornacki, but only in 60 second intervals

Devin Nunes is also a type 4 piece of shit

Ben Collins@bencollins.bsky.social · 20h ago

Oh my god the dietician who is telling everyone in the White House to only eat steak and sauerkraut doesn't wipe his ass.

There is nothing that could make me unmute this video.

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 3d ago

RFK Jr yelling at Dana Bash sounds like a rabid dog barking

RFK Jr gutted the FDA and USDA of 1000s of scientists and inspectors who keep restaurant diners and employees safe. The agencies he leads can no longer be relied on to issue alerts and recalls, which are a critical line of defense for the industry and the public. www.usatoday.com/story/news/p...

Exclusive: RFK Jr. hosting a new cooking show with celebrity chefs

HHS Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr., in an exclusive interview, says he will be 'reintroducing' Americans to cooking again in a new series.

usatoday.com

Their love is like an unchained melody

Paul Leigh -Some Rascal on the Internet@pleightx.bsky.social · 6d ago

RIP IAD www.nbcnews.com/politics/don...

Trump to announce plans for Dulles airport makeover

The plan includes the construction of new terminals and the removal of the airport’s aging shuttles known as “people movers.”

nbcnews.com

I don’t think Keanu Reeves approved this use of his likeness

Trump should smile more.

The Radical Left Lunatic@wokeaflunatic.bsky.social · 2w ago

Trumpzilla ? Mantis Man? Don Mosquito? Donald Locust Trump? El Crappo? It’s right there. What is it?

How much would he have to lose before he's subject to the criminal justice system again? finance.yahoo.com/markets/stoc...

Elon Musk Has Lost $650 Billion In 5 Weeks As Tesla And SpaceX Plummet

Six weeks ago Elon Musk held more paper wealth than any person in recorded history. Then two stocks started moving in the same direction at the same time, and the number on his balance sheet began doi...

finance.yahoo.com

What he means is that he committed crimes.

Our soldiers are dying because Netanyahu finally convinced a President to bomb Iran.

Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani@mayor.nyc.gov · 2w ago

Benjamin Netanyahu is a war criminal.

Recalling 100 SKUs across dozens of states, but it was all just a false positive. Do I understand that correctly? www.thedailybeast.com/taylor-farms...

Taylor Farms Visited White House Before Getting Outbreak Reprieve

As investigations into the outbreak continue, Taylor Farms has come under scrutiny over its political donations.

thedailybeast.com

10 years since this moment, and 10 years of being told calling them Nazis is hyperbole.

Pete Hegseth contemplates his next policy announcement

Juggling Eggs for Happy Easter

ALT: Juggling Eggs for Happy Easter

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Department of Culture War

Ron Filipkowski@ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 3w ago

Hegseth now wants taxpayers to pay to give testosterone injections to troops to make them better warfighters.

Lindsey Graham died doing what he loved: going back on his word.

John Scalzi@scalzi.com · 3w ago

If Graham's last words in public include "I can't die now" then we've already maxed out on irony for the month and will have to deficit borrow from August to get by

Fun fact: If the president dies he’s no longer president.

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 4w ago

Trump tells the New York Post that if Iran assassinates him, "I've left instructions to just literally bomb them at levels never seen before" 🙃

I feel the need to say this because I have made statements in support of Graham Platner after he became the presumptive nominee. Drop out and fuck off forever. I was wrong. I’m sorry.

Kentucky voters should get to decide whether or not to pull the plug on Mitch McConnell

Yes

Rsquared@rsquared.bsky.social · last mo.

Get back to us when consensus is achieved regarding "Is a hot dog a sandwich?"

Pedos of a feather… www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...

Trump considers pardoning Diddy and other celebs to mark America’s 250th: report

The White House has shot down past reports it was about to pardon the disgraced music mogul

independent.co.uk

Let’s go ahead and dispel the myth of the billionaire class intellectual elite

Michael E. Carter@deckofcarterhist.bsky.social · last mo.

"The Pope is the puppet of the Chinese authoritatian government" is a take you would make if you made billions by drinking paint.

All this talk about waste and fraud and yet here we are still paying senators a salary for being dead

Your average sidewalk in DC has way more people wandering through it than this. How did they even do this?

huck mason@tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · last mo.

my god

To the people of Australia, we are forever in your debt for discovering this rhyme.

QQ: Who do you think Iran needs to defend itself from?

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 2mo ago

KAITLAN COLLINS: Are you okay with Iran having missiles? SEN. ROGER MARSHALL: I prefer that they not, but they have to defend themselves COLLINS: You think Iran needs to be able to defend itself? MARSHALL: I do, otherwise we turn this into a forever war

Trump has committed a historic military blunder, one that will define his presidency and legacy, and there’s nothing he can do to spin his way out of it. This is why Pete Hegseth is fucked.

All Democrats need to do to defeat Trumpism is take away his toys. Turn off the funding faucet for everything. He will get bored and quit like he did in Iran.