nutsling
@nutsling.bsky.social
mens microbikini enthusiast and proud #Christian father of three beautiful girls | mil-spec tactical himbo | i write about the intersection of politics and my butthole | the CEO of Bluesky blocks exactly one account and this is it | canceled for no pants
There’s a guy on TikTok who posts just him taking a pizza out of the oven every day with tongs and all of the comments are about how their day is ruined from having watched this
i love my wife butt
Up next on TCM@tcm-up-next.bsky.social · yesterdayI LOVE MY WIFE BUT! (1947) — 3:45 pm ET — 9m (TCM Extras) Dorothy Short, Anne O'Neal, Dave O'Brien; directed by David Barclay A short film about the various types of wives that one can have and how to deal with them. #TCM #TCMParty
it may be a girldick but you still gotta wash your hands after you touch it
An insane detail is that if Clarence Thomas's memoir is to be believed, he renounced Black separatism because he lost his wallet at Yale and a white student (John Bolton) took it to the lost and found
the outraged reply immediately followed by a block that guarantees no one will ever see it lol
remember when i ran the official NAPA Auto Parts brand account off bluesky lol
And ‘ere their limbs grew stiff and cold, their hearts blood dyed to every fold. Then raise the scarlet nutsling high. Beneath its folds we'll live and die. Though cowards flinch and traitors sneer. We'll keep the nutsling posting here.
nutsling@nutsling.bsky.social · 3y agopeople will stop me on the street and ask 'why is the nutsling red'? my friend, it represents the blood of our fallen comrades
a good record meant so much more when you had to walk or bus to multiple shops just to find it in stock and then sitting with excitement as you went all the way back home before you could even listen to it; when you loved something that deeply you also had to consider whether The Hunt was worth it
Brendel@brendelbored.bsky.social · 3d agoIt’s hard to explain but tv was better when you couldn’t watch the show you wanted whenever you wanted to watch it and most of the shows were worse and the TVs were worse and the entire experience was worse, that’s when it was better
goin’ to the chapel and we’re gonna get mole-e-ested
richie@theregoesrichie.bsky.social · 4d agopost your worst draft
remember when liberals were absolutely convinced that donald trump and jeffrey epstein fucked
the only reason i own a house is because my mom died before she burned through all the savings she inherited on QVC no joke
randy@dadfarm.fail · 3d agoI only know two people who have kids who can afford to have both their kids and their lives. I know dozens of peers with kids. I know even more who just were never able to afford it. We weren't. In 2005, we were thrust into an economy that was on its way out. We were entering the era of the Bailout.
the frustrating part about leaving facebook is you were the reason everyone you know went there in the first place
the far left needs to steal “fiscal conservatism” from the right by killing RFP bidding for things that could be done by just Hiring A Dude And Paying Them A Wage
weird al parodies are superior to the originals, yes fart noises and all
lil miss big boy@lighter.bsky.social · 5d agoPost your hottest music take. Mine is New Order is better than Joy Division.
