NYC’S FUCKING WEATHER
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WEATHER FORECASTS AND OTHER SHIT FOR NEW YORK CITY ( MANHATTAN / BROOKLYN / THE BRONX / QUEENS / STATEN ISLAND ). 📍NYC PROFILE PHOTO https://bsky.app/profile/nycweather.bsky.social/post/3mlertbstqc2e
NEW YORK CITY WE ARE GRACEFULLY, SLOWLY, SLIDING INTO MOTHERFUCKIN’ AUTUMN. CHECK OUT THOSE PRISTINE OVERNIGHT LOWS FUKKIN LOVE THAT SHIT GD. YOUR FUCKING WEATHER: MON: 82°/65° TUE: 82°/66° WED: 84°/72° THU: 82°/72° INTERMITTENT STORMS ALL DAY LONG FRI: 85°/68° MORNIN’ RAIN
May We All Survive Tonight's One AM Flash Floods
NEW YORK CITY THE ABSOLUTE JUICE IN THIS WEEKEND'S FORECAST IS THE RETURN OF LOWS IN TO 60s, FUCKING LOVE TO SEE IT, IT HAS BEEN TOO LONG, HELL YEAH, MORE OF THIS PLEASE. FRI: 80°/69° SAT: 78°/71° <-- KIND OF PERFECT SUN: 82°/66° MORNING RAIN
NEW YORK CITY, THIS WEEK'S WEATHER IS FINE. WE GET SOME RAIN LATER ON HEADING INTO THE WEEKEND (DAMMIT), BUT OTHERWISE... YEAH, IT'S FINE. MON: 86°/74° TUE: 87°/71° WED: 89°/74° THU: 85°/72° RAIN FRI: 79°/71° RAIN
NEW YORK CITY WE'LL HAVE FUCKING RAIN AGAIN (THIS IS ON YOU @mayor.nyc.gov!) THIS WEEKEND BUT IT WON'T BE UNTIL SUNDAY NIGHT SO... IT COULD BE WORSE. WEEKEND COULD BE WORSE. FUCK THE DEW POINT FOREVER. FRI: 88°/70° SAT: 85°/71° SUN: 81°/74° EVENING RAIN
NEW YORK CITY, YOUR WEATHER ISN'T HOT ENOUGH TO SCORCH BUT ISN'T COOL ENOUGH TO OFFER ANY RELIEF – IT'S IT THE HOT MIDDLE, THIS UGLY YET NOT AWFUL PLACE. I MEAN, DEFINITELY, FUCK ALL THIS, BUT YEH, IT COULD BE WORSE. MON: 90°/74° TUE: 90°/74° WED: 87°/73° THU: 88°/73° EVENING RAIN FRI: 88°/68°
79° AT 8 A.M.? 75 DEGREE DEW POINT? FUCK OFF SUNDAY NOBODY WANTS YOU
I'VE GOT A BUCKET OF SHIT THAT I WISH THIS STORM WOULD WASH AWAY SO MIGHT AS WELL START WITH IT. OH STORM, I BESEECH YOU, PLEASE PUT AN END TO 1. THIS INSUFFERABLE HUMIDITY 2. THE RICHIE RICHES COMPLAINING ABOUT THE PIED A TERRE CRAP 3. $4,000/MONTH STUDIOS 4. THE REST OF THE NYC HOUSING CRISIS 5.
NEW YORK CITY WE'VE GOT HOT AND STICKY DAYS, THE HEAT DOESN'T GO AWAY AT NIGHT AND ON TOP OF THAT IT'S FUKKIN SOUPY AF OUT THERE. THIS IS SOME FOUR-OUT-OF-FOUR HORSEMAN WEATHER. FRI: 92°/77°, 73° DEW POINT (it bad) SAT: 92°/76°, 72° DEW POINT (so bad) SUN: 94°/75°, 68° DEW POINT (too nasty)
HOW THE FUCK IS IT FUCKING 87 DEGREES AT 9 PM riddle me this
this fucking dewpoint can go fuck itself right in its fucking face
NEW YORK CITY... IT'S WARM... IT'S WET... IT'S THIS WEEK'S WEATHER. DON'T FORGET YOUR FUCKING UMBRELLA. MON: 85°/68° THUNDERSTORMS TUE: 86°/71° WED: 83°/75° THU: 91°/77° EVENING THUNDERSTORMS FRI: 90°/76° EVENING THUNDERSTORMS
NYC WHAT CAN I SAY THIS WEEKEND COULD BE BETTER IT COULD BE WORSE. BUT, I WILL SAY THIS: NO FUCKING RAIN. AT LEAST UNTIL LATE SUNDAY NIGHT. THANK U @mayor.nyc.gov AND PLS KEEP THE WEEKEND RAIN AWAY. FRI: 86°/72° SAT: 86°/74° SUN: 84°/75°
NYC THIS IS NOT THE JULY SEND-OFF YOU'D THINK WE WOULD BE HAVING HERE IN THIS GREAT CITY BUT HOLY HELL I'LL TAKE IT. HIGHS IN THE UPPER 70s? FUCK YES, HELL YEAH, SOCK IT TO MEEEEEEEEEEEE. MON: 84°/72° FAKE STORMS TUE: 79°/71° REAL STORMS WED: 78°/70° A COUPLE CUTE STORMS THU: 82°/69° FRI: 80°/69°
Y'ALL, NEW YORK CITY, WE DID IT: THERE'S ZERO RAIN IN THIS WEEKEND'S FORECAST. PLAN YOUR PICNICS, YOUR BEACH DAYS, YOUR PROSPECT PARK GALAVANTING, AND PLAN IT WORRY-FREE. NO FUCKING RAIN. PLUS OVERNIGHT LOWS IN THE 60s. HELL YEAH. FRI: 82°/67° SAT: 82°/65° SUN: 84°/69°
NEW YORK CITY IT'S SURPRISINGLY CHILL THIS WEEK, NOTHING YOU CAN'T HANDLE, WATCH OUT FOR TUESDAY... PARTY ON. YOUR FUCKING WEATHER: MON: 82°/71° TUE: 79°/73° BIG STORMY GUYS WED: 86°/66° THU: 82°/65° FRI: 82°/68°
TOO MUCH WEATHER TOO MUCH TOO MUCH IOAERJVSORIJOISERKSDFUUUUUUCK IS THAT THE SUN?
AS MUCH AS I DETEST WEEKEND RAIN I HATE WEEKEND WILDFIRE SMOKE EVEN MORE SO IF THIS FUCKING RAIN CAN WASH AWAY THAT SHITTY SMOKE FOR AT LEAST 24 HOURS THEN THAT WILL BE A WIN and if that's too much to ask well fuuuuuuuuck meeeeeeeeeeee
NEW YORK CITY, YET AGAIN WE MUST PLAN FOR THE UNTHINKABLE. YET AGAIN WE MUST CARRY WITH US DEFENSES AGAINST THE ELEMENTS. YEA, YET AGAIN, WE HAVE RAIN ON THE WEEKEND. SOMEBODY (AHEM, @mayor.nyc.gov) MAKE IT STOP. THIS IS FUCKING BULLSHIT. FRI: 87°/73° SAT: 80°/72° AFTERNOON STORMS SUN: 82°/66°
NOT EVEN 8 A.M. AND IT'S ALREADY OVER 80 DEGREES OUT.... FUCKING NOPE!
NEW YORK CITY MONDAY IS FINE BUT THE REST OF THIS WEEK CAN FESTER IN A PUS-DRIPPING POOL OF EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA. FUCK WEDNESDAY IN PARTICULAR. YOUR SHITTY WEATHER: MON: 85°/71° TUE: 95°/79° WED: 99°/76° <-- FUCK THIS THU: 94°/74° FRI: 91°/73°
BAD NEWS we've got thunderstorms on tap for the early afternoon, and i swear fucking SOMEBODY needs to do SOMETHING about this RAIN on our SUMMER WEEKENDS and i think that somebody is our MISTER MAYOR how about it MAMDANI??? cc mayer
NEW YORK CITY IT WILL BE WARM BUT NOT HOT, WITH THE SLIGHTEST CHANCE OF LIL' STORMY GUYS TONIGHT. YOUR FUCKING WEEKEND: FRI: 87°/73° MAYBE EVENING STORMS SAT: 84°/70° SUN: 86°/69°