And this Los Angeles diner, Hearn still means Chick. But they do know this: all the reflecting pool prosecutions were just showtime

Trump’s reflecting pool rant raises new questions about Joe Biden’s mental state.

Doctors say that you should eat a balanced diet that includes whole grains and fresh fruits and vegetables. A guy who snorts cocaine off toilet seat seats and doesn’t wipe his ass says you should subsist entirely on sauerkraut and steak. For a busy eaters it can be hard to know who to trust.

Oh my god the dietician who is telling everyone in the White House to only eat steak and sauerkraut doesn't wipe his ass.

Tonight’s primaries are a battle for the soul of the Democrat Party.

If liberals would just take a deep breath and look at the big picture, they would see that surrendering to Iran is the only way to end 47 years of war. by Marc Thiessen

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Rep. Max broke his daughter's collarbone and threatened to kill her. Deputy Chief of Staff Stephen separates children from their families and locks them in cages. Are child abusing Republicans named Miller having a moment?

The real winner at the MLB trade deadline? Florida governor Ron DeSantis.

The Miller’s Tale Max Miller sounds more like Jeffrey Epstein than Geoffrey Chaucer, especially when he gave his Wife a Bath of boiling water. I’d like to sentence him to my 10th grade Brit Lit class, where Sister Mary Ignatius could stare him down and recite the Parson’s tale. by Maureen Dowd

Because today's youth waste their money on lattes and avocado toast, they”ll never be able to afford a lawyer when they’re vindictively framed and charged by the Trump administration.

Our administration dropped felony vandalism charges against David Hearn and admitted the Reflecting Pool fiasco was the contractor's fault. Is Hearn even going to say thank you? by J.D. Vance

Whether it's Max Miller sharing child sexual abuse material on the internet or Barack Obama wearing a tan suit on tv, both men subjected Americans to inappropriate images.

Just told my 10 yr old daughter about Jeanine Pirro. She had tears in her eyes. And then she did the Wakanda pose and said "#Franziakanda Forever"—which is the kind of pop culture crossover event I can celebrate.

My three-year-old was watching CNN when he turned to me gravely and asked “Daddy, why is the nice orange man firing the nice wine lady?” And when I told him “Because she became too woke to protect the reflecting pools,” he started crying.

Max Miller to join Harvard’s Institute of Politics.

Max Miller has learned his lesson. by Susan Collins

Nobody‘s going to see the Odyssey. The theaters are too crowded.

My Lyft driver to the Aspen Ideas Festival was a Trump-Trump-Trump-Trump-Trump-Trump voter. He said that if Democrats don’t stop being so woke, he will have no choice, but to give Trump a seventh term. -David Brooks, 2039

I voted for Trump three times so far. But don’t you dare call me a Trump supporter

Rep. Max Miller’s repeated abuse of my daughter and granddaughter makes him unfit for public office. Thank you for your patience as I awaited results from the focus group before releasing this statement. by Sen. Bernie Moreno

The Athletic | CBS has indefinitely suspended lead NFL analyst Tony Romo. Will the network tap its newest hire Ross Douthat as his replacement?

Donald Trump denies disaster aid to states with Democratic governors but offers ample media access. Joe Biden gave disaster aid irrespective of politics but rarely held solo press conferences. Why is it so hard to find a president who can do all parts of the job?

I can’t afford gas or groceries and Trump won’t allow disaster relief to my state because our governor is a Democrat. But at least the federal government is banning workplace heat protections.

Why did the Trump administration drop its made up charges against alleged Reflecting Pool vandals? Because it became too woke.

The prosecution of Trump for inciting a murderous riot, mishandling classified materials, election interference, and fraud was a disgrace. Here's why Anthony Fauci belongs in jail.

As a centrist, I never criticize RFK Jr. for lying about vaccines, ivermectin, raw sewage, and 5G radiation. Here's why I think Anthony Fauci should be hanged for downplaying the lab leak theory of COVID.

Caitlin Flanagan was a prominent Atlantic staff writer for 25 years. Explain to me again how the Atlantic is a serious-minded, left-center publication.

The Hangover Popov Pete with the perfect pecs thought his American hustle would make him the right’s Bradley Cooper. But without a silver linings playbook in Iran, our military maestro is stuck sleeping off Bibi’s bender this wet hot American summer. by Maureen Dowd

The Good, the Vlad, and the Ugly Dirty Vladdy’s spaghetti western in Ukraine has Moscow’s million dollar babies ready to turn him every which way but loose. If this barbaric bird ends up in the line of fire of a Russian sniper, I won’t be playing Misty for him by Maureen Dowd