What if I told you that the Adoring Fan is paying me to keep you distracted with Oblivion jokes?
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Fake screenshots from Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion. Account run by @chrisofthedead.bsky.social (You can call me Chris.) Not officially affiliated with Elder Scrolls or Bethesda. Links and the Oblivion mod on Carrd. https://oblivionloading.carrd.co/
Developers like Atran Raikany from ZOS are responsible for making the game worlds we love feel alive. Microsoft's lay-offs aren't just short sighted business decisions - they're threats to the future of these worlds. #SaveGameWorkers and tell Microsoft to end these layoffs: shorturl.at/5ruBE
How long would you like to... Uhh... <-------o------------- [ ] hours? Mmm... Honk shoo.
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Where can I find an alchemist who knows how to brew a Potion of Cure All Chronic Conditions? Also known as a PCACC?
Don't even talk to me unless... Uh... Oh, who am I kidding. I wouldn't gatekeep any of you from talking to me based on gaming completion. :P
Oblivion Loading Screens@oblivionloading.bsky.social · 19h agoI technically have the base game 100% for Halo Reach on Xbox 360, but I never got some of 343 Industries stupid PvP achievements after they took over the franchise and added stuff to it. I wasl also mostly on Xbox until about 5 years ago. Destiny 2 and Halo MCC converted me to PC.
Pulled a muscle in my neck when drying my head after getting out of the shower. I bet Argonians don't have to deal with this crap. >:(
It is not considered a crime, in Cheydinhal, to shatter your own kneecaps with a repair hammer. #TheElderScrolls #Oblivion
Last-second Happy Shark Week! :D Shiirk can't help himself when he needs food sometimes. Looks like he picked up some tricks from the Hooligans Guild. Also on YouTube: www.youtube.com/watch?v=K0A6... #LowPolyKnights #IndieAnimation #Fantasy #3DAnimation
Xbox's 1,600 person "reset" didn't hit 14 layers of management. It hit devs who built the worlds you love. Faceless brands don't make games - people like Ben Carnow and his team do. #SaveGameWorkers and tell Microsoft to end these cycles of layoffs: shorturl.at/5ruBE
I should go out for a walk in the forest. :) (Intrusive thought: Soul Trap magic exists) Hmm... Maybe I should never leave my house again. :)
It will be worse than this! Most websites will be forced to ask you to send your ID to a third party surveillance service, adding a credit card won't be enough for most. Bluesky asks for your *social security number* if you live in Texas now, due to this shit. Call in, and kill it.
Eromancer@eromancer.bsky.social · 3d agoThis will be the US if the SCREEN Act passes. Call your Senators before August 5 and tell them that you oppose the SCREEN Act, KOSA, and the KIDS Act. Use the official lookup tool at www.senate.gov/senators/sen... to find yours by state.
I can confirm that this is true, but only if you smash ALL your kneecaps. The guards will destroy any extras if you aren’t thorough. Also it is apparently illegal to own a collection of kneecaps, which… who knew?
Oblivion Loading Screens@oblivionloading.bsky.social · 2d agoIt is not considered a crime, in Cheydinhal, to shatter your own kneecaps with a repair hammer. #TheElderScrolls #Oblivion
The next time a climate change denier comes at you with that excuse:
Without serious public pushback, trillionaire corporations like Microsoft will continue to treat talented developers like Naomi Green as expendable. Help us break this unbalanced system and #SaveGameWorkers by telling Microsoft to end their cycles of layoffs: shorturl.at/5ruBE
There was this old Rooster Teeth / Achievement Hunter video about some silly things you could do in Skyrim, and one part of it was to place cabbages around Heimskr when he's preaching about Talos. "Replace his congregation with vegetables" And I found a clip of me doing that a few years ago on my PC
Elder Scrolls Items@tes-itemsbot.bsky.social · 3d agoTeacher's Cabbage
It's 4 am, I'm tired, and my brain thought this was funny.
It is not considered a crime, in Cheydinhal, to shatter your own kneecaps with a repair hammer. #TheElderScrolls #Oblivion
There was this old Rooster Teeth / Achievement Hunter video about some silly things you could do in Skyrim, and one part of it was to place cabbages around Heimskr when he's preaching about Talos. "Replace his congregation with vegetables" And I found a clip of me doing that a few years ago on my PC
Elder Scrolls Items@tes-itemsbot.bsky.social · 3d agoTeacher's Cabbage
It's 4 am, I'm tired, and my brain thought this was funny.
This is who runs this account:
Skyrim Argonian
Alt: A blue Argonian (lizard person) from Skyrim, who sees a large mudcrab, goes to pull out his sword, fails, then starts slowly pulling the sword out of the scabbard, but the sword's blade just keeps going, like the sword is a mile long, and then the Argonian cuts his hand on it, and it all falls back into the scabbard, undoing all his progress. He then falls to his knees and screams. Meanwhile, the mudcrab started dancing, and eventually pulled out a large sausage in each claw.
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Voryn Dagoth Ur@dagothurthegod.bsky.social · 3d agoThis is who runs this account:
Given enough time, and additional author additions, I'm sure you would grow to hate any of J.K. Moulding's characters.
oblivion.txt@oblivion-txt.bsky.social · 3d agoI just don't know what to think anymore, or who to trust. Neville seems like such a decent man, but how can I know for sure?
The Imperial Legion will stop at nothing to keep imps from learning how to wield knives. #TheElderScrolls #Oblivion
I just want an Elder Scrolls movie in the style of Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves so badly... but make the main hero cast have a mix of like, an Argonian, a Khajiit, and elf and a human. Though knowing hollywood, they would them all humans and elves just to make it easier to make. :(