What do "Normal" people think about?

Paris, doggystyle.

Kneel before me! I am the Laundry King!

During the Paris heatwaves you could cook an egg on the pavement, but it tasted a bit off.

Paredes es el diablo.

I'd like to make fun of French fullback Malo Gusto, but that would be in bad taste.

Las doritos son más sabrosas durante el mundial. ¡Viva la FIFA! #worldcup2026

Enzo Fernández is remembering all his fellow inmates, who gave him such lovely tattoos on his neck.

Whenever I feel alone in Paris, Chester Cheetah is there to give me a hand. #cheetos #englishfail

Does Pedro Porro look like Steve-O or am I crazy? #fifa2026

In Paris, women are looking for pizza AND fidelity.

Maker drinks? But I barely know 'er! #paris #englishfail

In Paris we put all kinds of food in a "fondu": waffles, sandwiches, fried chicken, ice cream......delicious.

Jordan Pickford just covered his mouth and said something to Martin Odegaard!! Where's the red card?? #worldcup2026

Is this where we wait for our bloodwork or is this the naughty step?

No, don't.

@arseblog.com @victoriamscott.bsky.social @jakelahut.bsky.social Gabriel Martinelli starting as a number 10 for Brazil! Sign him up!

Yesterday some Parisians skipped town, leaving half of their stuff and an old Christmas tree on the sidewalk. La classe!

RTE is broadcasting the Ivory Coast match. Is this a backwards flag mixup?

Ancelotti for Milan, Ancelotti for Milan, New York and Japan...

"Hey, it's great to be in Cincinnati!" ....that was a lie. #davidbowie #conanobrien

During a heatwave, in Paris we like it "fast casual."

To prepare for France's big match tonight, I'm going to their official restaurant (KFC) for deep fried hot dogs, curly fries and deep fried mac n' cheese. Allez les Bleus, c'est délicieux !! (scarf not included)

Check out this Parisian garage sale so your kids can get a head...

Place de Clichy in Paris runs on Dunkin. #dunkindonuts #paris

Is USA striker Pepi the same Pepi who was Homer Simpson's littler brother? "I love you Papa Homer. -I love you too Pepsi."

I've never been so happy to get a free sample of Dr Pepper. #canicule #heatwave

Portugal vs cod? Are they stealing Canada's cod again? #worldcup2026

To shake off their bad result against Cabo Verde, the Spanish team made a pilgrimage to Montmartre, looking a bit worse for wear...

Were Matisse's Blue Nides the inspiration for Bleu Nuit on late-night Québécois TV?