daniel & armand r the same height but i think daniel is the type of tall who manspreads even when he doesn't mean to* & armand is the type of tall who is just really good at folding his gangly ass limbs into tiny little spaces he looks like he should be too Long for

"nothing memorable has ever happened to me except this one time I threw up behind a sofa" is one of the funniest things anyone has ever said assad zaman i love you so

being the only geordie in the office means they WILL exploit u for your accent

book armand is like that bc he was turned at 17 which everybody knows is the most evil age you can be

just once in my life for like ten minutes i would like to know the kind of unbridled glee that kylie minogue seems to be experiencing all of the time

they're on the other app debating the ethics of dm human au age gap while i am cooking this in my elipsus app

thinking abt the logistics of lestats blood shower makes me giggle a bit

grown adult woman said the word "unalived" to me out loud irl today. hideous

ik i am the friend who is too woke bc people calling themselves "[character]cel" instead of just a fan/stan makes me genuinely nauseous

so interesting that whenever a celebrity gets exposed for sneakily using a.i. they talk abt it the exact same way i used to talk about smack. i am sure that is indicative that a.i. is very beneficial and conducive to being a part of a healthy and thriving society.

hilarious timing on my end apparently

odd derstuff@odderstuff.bsky.social · 6d ago

i will believe assad zaman has a girlfriend when i hear it from his own mouth

if i see that fucking a.i. twink and his a.i. werewolf husband and their fucking horror movie ass a.i. baby on tiktok ONE MORE TIME

and one thing about me is i will NEVER fuck w a bitch who thinks they're above public transport

i will believe assad zaman has a girlfriend when i hear it from his own mouth

jacobs wife and sams gf should be allowed to pick one iwtvtwt rpf'er a month to ****

love lesmand as a ship but realistically they could never work bc lestats type is schizoaffective baddies & armand has every other condition but that

pre episode 5 tc lestat & salamander on the tour bus while larry is already overstimulated & worried abt alex

guys is this true

Lestat: could someone experiencing incestuous abuse do this? Lestat: [sailor moon spin]

armand would eat rennies even when he doesnt have heartburn he just likes the taste of minty chalk

Breaking from Artfight to do a lil #IWTV fanart AND a #drawingmeme all at once. Please appreciate #thevampirearmand in full bisexual sit enjoying some riveting reading 😂 #drawingchallenge #drawyouroc #drawmoresluttyvampires

kay ☕️ Hexpresso Letter Club@qiimao.bsky.social · 2w ago

new "draw your oc" challenge??

just saw the full trailer for that bullshit ebenezer movie ti west i am advancing on your location

what is mamdanis plan to get amar chadha-patel into the role of the vampire khayman

HM showrunner for the QoTD season it's not looking good fam

odd derstuff@odderstuff.bsky.social · 4w ago

i have a Feeling they're gonna totally skip over the maharet and mekare storyline altogether & i have a Feeling i know why & i will be IMMENSELY disappointed if i'm right

saw a tiktok of a toddler sitting w her dad & he leaned in to give her a kiss & she coughed in his face. baby claudia w lestat.

i find armand very relatable bc i too am incredibly competent at driving a motorcycle but everyone who gets in a car that i am driving is astounded that i am legally allowed to do so

the lack of literacy in the iwtv fandom actually does not faze me at all bc i was also in the stranger things fandom

i hate this not only bc it's got That Loser in it but bc like. we don't need a separate scrooge backstory movie it is very much A Part of a christmas carol

DiscussingFilm@discussingfilm.net · 2w ago

First poster for ‘EBENEZER’, a new film based on ‘A Christmas Carol’ starring Johnny Depp. “Before he was Scrooge, he was Ebenezer”

r.i.p nicolas de lenfent you would have loved ketamine and grindr

people love to call matt damon & ben affleck gay but their friendship has always felt very spiritually lesbian to me