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Combining the wit of top comedy writers and the talents of stand-up comedians to deliver a fresh take on news. Not fake, not fiction, just reality caught wearing clown shoes. This is journalism’s funhouse mirror. This is Odd News. https://oddnews.com
A psychic claims to have access to Mitch McConnell’s spirit. Kentucky officials just want access to Mitch McConnell. #MitchMcConnell #psychic #reading #venicebeach #OddNews
Psychic Offers a Chat With Mitch McConnell, Who Is Not Dead (As Far As We Know)
A psychic claims to have access to Mitch McConnell’s spirit. Kentucky officials just want access to Mitch McConnell.
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Russia has issued another threat against the West, this time targeting “anywhere.” #nuclear #russia #vladimirsolovyov #war #OddNews
Russia Threatens To Nuke the UK and the US, Just Like They Do Every Week
Russia has issued another threat against the West, this time targeting “anywhere.”…
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There’s a lot of things burgers are supposed to be. Crunchy isn’t one of them. #imlovinit #mcdonalds #rock #southkorea #OddNews
McDonalds’ Corn Burger Pulled From Menu After Rocky Surprise
There’s a lot of things burgers are supposed to be. Crunchy isn’t one of them.
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The cooking show nobody asked for from the man nobody lets plan the family barbecue. #bear #cooking #health #RFKjr #salmon #whale #OddNews
Rfk Jr. Debuts the Real Food Show, Possibly Using the Contents of His Personal Roadkill Freezer
The cooking show nobody asked for from the man nobody lets plan the family barbecue.
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It’s like he’s on ‘The Bear.’ The TV show, not the dead one he left in Central Park. #andrewgruel #cooking #heroin #Maha #RFKjr #RobertFKennedyJr #robertirvine #OddNews
MAHA Fresh: RFK Jr. Launches Cooking Show
It’s like he’s on ‘The Bear.’ The TV show, not the dead one he left in Central Park.
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The future of work has arrived. It still starts Monday and ends when your billionaire says so. #AI #billionaire #employment #work #workplace #workweek #OddNews
Sam Altman Wants You Poors To Work and Make Him Billions Until You Die
The future of work has arrived. It still starts Monday and ends when your billionaire says so.
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The world's most analyzed hospital portrait somehow gets weirder on the second viewing. #AI #hospital #MitchMcConnell #photo #Senate #OddNews
Forensic Psychologist Reviews Latest McConnell Photo, Says Marriage Is Fake. And Some Other Things
The world’s most analyzed hospital portrait somehow gets weirder on the second viewing.
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Yes, this is a real thing that happened. Florida, man. #chicken #dracula #florida #FloridaMan #GOAT #rapper #sacrifice #OddNews
Rapper Big Dracula Arrested in Connection With Fraud, Santeria, Goats in Boxes
Yes, this is a real thing that happened. Florida, man.
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As the wise prophet Peter Gabriel once said, don't you monkey with the monkey. #chimpanzee #florida #FloridaMan #floridamonkey #herpes #mountdora #primate #rhesusmacaque #OddNews
Multiple Monkey Sightings Mar Mount Dora, Florida
As the wise prophet Peter Gabriel once said, don’t you monkey with the monkey.
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It's amazing what you can build with passion, resin, and catastrophic financial judgment. #charliekirk #newyork #sculptor #statue #OddNews
Sculptor Builds $100,000 Charlie Kirk Statue, Can’t Find Anyone Who Will Buy It
It’s amazing what you can build with passion, resin, and catastrophic financial judgment.
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Police are aware, which is not the same as giving a crap, or doing something about it. #baseball #nationalanthem #patriotism #slap #OddNews
Elderly Cubs Fan at Wrigley Field Slaps Freedom Into a Stranger During the National Anthem
Police are aware, which is not the same as giving a crap, or doing something about it.
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This doesn't look like it's worth $100k - prove me wrong. #charliekirk #newyork #provemewrong #sculptor #sergiofunari #statue #turningpointusa #OddNews
We Are Charlie Kirk…s Unwanted Statue
This doesn’t look like it’s worth $100k – prove me wrong.
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The only thing less contained than the wildfires is the discourse. #canada #DonaldTrump #fire #forestfire #Minnesota #usa #wildfires #OddNews
Trump to Tariff Canada for Wildfire Smoke, Roughly Half of Which Is Coming From Minnesota
The only thing less contained than the wildfires is the discourse.
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If you run into it, consider it armed and extremely flightless. #emu #escape #libertymutualinsurance #Mississippi #OddNews
If You’re a Mississippian Missing an Emu, It’s Still on the Loose
If you run into it, consider it armed and extremely flightless.
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As pole dancing becomes the nation's hottest workout, apartment ceilings are beginning to tap out. #flood #houston #poledancing #sprinkler #OddNews
Pole Dancing Craze Claims Another Apartment
As pole dancing becomes the nation’s hottest workout, apartment ceilings are beginning to tap out.
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Some people smuggle souvenirs. Others choose emotional support constrictors. #airport #ballpython #bra #python #security #smuggle #OddNews
Is That a Ball Python in Your Bra or Are You Just Happy To See Airport Security?
Some people smuggle souvenirs. Others choose emotional support constrictors.
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Also would like more unicorns and rainbows. #canada #fire #forestfire #smoke #usa #OddNews
Congresspeople Demand Canada Do More About Forest Fires
Also would like more unicorns and rainbows.
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Called local media to say she is keeping it anyhow. #florida #FloridaMan #FloridaWoman #licenceplate #OddNews
Florida Woman Claims Outrage at SQZ A55 License Plate
Called local media to say she is keeping it anyhow.
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Somewhere, a 4.0 student just quietly closed LinkedIn. #california #degree #GPA #highschool #school #OddNews
Hillsborough County Responds To Questions About a Student’s Record-Breaking 11.99 GPA
Somewhere, a 4.0 student just quietly closed LinkedIn.
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These people partied hard back in the 1970s. They’ve seen things. They’ve done things. #alcohol #AssistedLiving #happyhour #seniors #TimWalz #OddNews
Walz Unwittingly Unleashes Gates of Hell by Signing New Grandparents Happy Hour Bill Into Law
These people partied hard back in the 1970s. They’ve seen things. They’ve done things.
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That blast you got at Taco Bell might not be of the Baja variety... #cdc #cilantro #Cyclosporiasis #diarrhea #fart #fastfood #guacamole #lettuce #onion #pooping #tacobell #OddNews
Taco Bell Admits They Might’ve Given You Diarrhea
That blast you got at Taco Bell might not be of the Baja variety…
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