oddporcelain

@oddporcelain.bsky.social

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i’ve been talking to chris carter (creator of x-files) on the phone for the past two days bc of my job AND DIDNT EVEN PUT TWO AND TWO TOGETHER. his assistant came in today to pick up his order / confirmed it was him (-‘:

out of the (almost) 7 yrs of having him he’s NEVER sprained anything 🥺 there was once when he was 1 yr old he PRETENDED to sprain his leg at the dog park bc he didn’t like 2 dogs that wouldn’t leave him alone & immediately was fine when we got home / jumping on couches. this is new territory to me 😭