It all starts tomorrow - two shows a day for the rest of my life. If you’re in Edinburgh and either over 12 or under 12 come all to one of these: www.edfringe.com/tickets/what...
Olaf Falafel
@ofalafel.bsky.social
Funniest Joke Edinburgh Fringe 2019-2022. Comedian, kids book author, illustrator, Art person. All my stuff is here: https://linktr.ee/Ofalafel
I just answered my phone and all I could hear were chattering teeth - I think it was a cold caller.
Head of buying at Flying Tiger: “Anyone got any new product ideas?” Kevin the product innovation guy who has a fascination with Hitler: “A toothbrush holder shaped like a mouse?” “Sounds good Kevin but you’re not going to make it look like Hitler again are you?” “I promise I won’t…”
This beautiful man will be once again playing an important part in my grown-up show at the Edinburgh Fringe. I’ve just spent three hours editing him into a music video - it’s good!
My “ramshackle charms” will be back on display from this Thursday for the rest of August. Book your tickets - get there early! www.edfringe.com/tickets/what...
My “ramshackle charms” will be back on display from this Thursday for the rest of August. Book your tickets - get there early! www.edfringe.com/tickets/what...
Head of buying at Flying Tiger: “Anyone got any new product ideas?” Kevin the product innovation guy who has a fascination with Hitler: “A toothbrush holder shaped like a mouse?” “Sounds good Kevin but you’re not going to make it look like Hitler again are you?” “I promise I won’t…”
My local seafood restaurant was scrimping on portions so I took them to the small clams court.
You can reduce the cost of keeping buffalo when abroad by switching off roaming.
Number 2 would have been funnier but we can’t have it all. Get you tickets while they’re hot: www.edfringe.com/tickets/what...
🚨If you see something suspicious, please report it to a member of staff. Remember. See it. Say it. Preorder it. www.penguin.co.uk/books/463334...
Calling all fans of The Far-Out Five: Book Two is out in six-ish weeks time. It’s called Portal Loo Panic and there are loads of weird dimensions in it plus lots of whelks (and the main villain is an impala called Vlad). Preorder, tell your kids, tell your nan etc.
My local seafood restaurant was scrimping on portions so I took them to the small clams court.
Calling all fans of The Far-Out Five: Book Two is out in six-ish weeks time. It’s called Portal Loo Panic and there are loads of weird dimensions in it plus lots of whelks (and the main villain is an impala called Vlad). Preorder, tell your kids, tell your nan etc.
Number 2 would have been funnier but we can’t have it all. Get you tickets while they’re hot: www.edfringe.com/tickets/what...
You can reduce the cost of keeping buffalo when abroad by switching off roaming.
And a few more here - it genuinely makes my day when I get messages like this and I know it seems bigheaded to share praise but I love performing the show (and have I tickets to sell!)
My Stupidest Super Stupid Show is coming back to Edinburgh in two weeks and a few days. If you want some good honest family friendly comedy get your tickets now! www.edfringe.com/tickets/what...
The Edinburgh festival starts in a week’s time. This was me ten years ago in 2016, halfway through the month and definitely not cracking under the pressure of performing every day. If you’re in Edinburgh this August, I’m doing two shows, one for grown-ups and a family friendly one. See you there 👍
There are a lot of things I don’t do but finishing my sentences with a childish word for excrement is something I do do.
If my pants were on fire I don't think my first instinct would be to lie about it.
I got my dog chipped the other day, my other half thought we should have buried him but we’d hired the chipper for a week so I thought I’d get the use out of it.
I'm not fluent in Morse code but I'm pretty sure that this tap dancing class I've just joined are being held against their will.
He handcuffed me naked to a lamppost, he didn't book a taxi to the church, he locked the vicar in a cupboard and then he lost the rings. If it hadn't been for Cotton eye Joe...
You can turn household gas into tear-gas by reading your quarterly bill.
I've started an evening course in mattress making just in case I need something to fall back on.
Been to Ed Fringe 3 times. Saw about 30-40 shows each time. Mostly comedy but also dance and spoken word and theatre. On 2 of the occasions I went, Olaf was the best thing I saw. On one occasion he wasn't there that year. Go see him.
Olaf Falafel@ofalafel.bsky.social · 2w ago