So 80” around isn’t completely crazy right? Being as wide around as A WHOLE DAMN 6’8” BASKETBALL PLAYER, isn’t completely insane, rioiight!?

So my scale maxes out at around 525lbs. I should probably just keep going until I see that happen right? There’s something appealing about becoming unquantifiable.

Happy Father’s Day to all the fat dads out there.

Howdy, from this big ol’ cowpoke! 🤠

😛

But what if it was your face? 😁

I mean, it’s not NOT deep.

Dusting off the ol’ posting finger. ☝🏻

Hi everyone! Not strictly fat boy related but I wanted to share with you all that I’m now technically an indie game developer! I just released two (very small) projects and I’d love it if you gave them a try and maybe left a review or even perhaps bought one! Check out my site: slugslimes.itch.io

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The years start coming and they don’t stop coming and they don’t stop coming and they don’t…

When that fall fit, don’t. 😖

I swear I just bought new clothes. Why does nothing I have fit me!? 😖

I think my head is getting smaller. 😐

Took the kids to the waterpark today. I hung out in the shade all day with my snacks and a book.

I went to the gym for the first time in many many years. I feel like the gains are already showing. 😌

Some much needed solo relaxation after the pride festivities. Had a great time and shook my fat ass on the dance floor, for a couple minutes anyway. 💃

Just a little 1L 33% cream top up. 😋

Bubba Summer! ☀️ Make room

Manifesting a scruffy little bf to bring me ice cream at the beach and tell me about his day. 🍦 🏖️

Relaxed and stuffed myself with bbq at our picnic until I broke this chair at the end of the night. I guess they don’t make em like they used to. 🤣

It’s that kind of a Tummy Tuesday.

7lbs of dim sum. 🤤

My ‘Hedonist’ tattoo appears to be disappearing as my chest gets more ample. Apt I suppose. 😝

Some very very VERY fat localizer images from a head CT I had done a few weeks ago. A little shocking to see how big my neck and chins are now. 😜 Fun fact: on the lateral image, the parts that are furthest in front of me are actually my arms. I’m too wide and had to be crammed into the CT scanner.

My last post hit a bunch of normie feeds. Got a couple hate comments from it. Little do they know, those comments only make me fatter! Wuahahaha 🦹‍♂️

Oof 😅

Been going to the gym secretly for the last 4 years. Finally got those 30 inch arms. Showing off with this *obviously* full size can on my favourite day in April. 😙

Of Tuesdays and tums and Ofcourses.

So I’ve reached the point in my gaining career where I’ve started getting ads for industrial fryers. 😝

I wrote and narrated a fat boy buffet story last year. I just made it available for free members on my patreon. Y’all should check it out and let me know what you think! www.patreon.com/posts/121996...