I like Uncle Samsonite ☹️

Uncle Samsonite cookie #UncleSamsonite #CookieRunKingdom

All of my friends are offline and Im losing it IM SO BOREEEDDDD

Life is alright

Furry drawing

I FORGOT VALENTINE’S DAY POST OZUBAOSDBZ my bad #UncleSamsonite

I miss my wife, Tails. I miss her a lot.

I love selfshipping with this ugly fuck

Mb I’m back #UncleSamsonite #UncleSamsoniteFanart #IHeartUncleSamsonite

I’ve got Valentine’s Day art ready to be posted so watch out for that!!

Hi I love you Samsonite

Giggles #UncleSamsonite #Yumeship #Selfship

How gorgeous… #UncleSamsonite!

Love sick and insane but hey at least I can draw it out #Selfship

Someone told me the Uncle Samsonite series takes place in the 1980s but that would be impossible because Pony wasn’t released until 1996, while showing off clips of the music video which was probably released even later? Unless this is a Ginuwine lore thing or just an anachronism, Idk still looking

I NEED to talk to someone about Uncle Samsonite lore, theories, and whatnots. I NEED IT I NEED IT I NEEEEEDDDD ITTTTTT

What do you mean Jake is canonically a millennial. #UncleSamsonite

@ anyone that doesn’t add fat to Samsonite #UncleSamsonite

What do you mean Jake Bowen follows JD Vance.

Okay I guess I’m sticking around here since Twitter hates my guts hi moots I haven’t talked to in forever

I think Im shadow banned on Twitter

Redesigned Uncle Samsonite heart emoji

I lovveee my boyfriend #UncleSamsonite

MERRY CHRISTMAS/HAPPY HOLIDAYS! Here’s some selfship art #UncleSamsonite

All I want for Christmas is you…

WHAT TYHE FART!!!!! #UncleSamsonite

Giggles

SAMSONITE! #UncleSamsonite

Literally on the verge of beating a kid up at school hashtag feeling hateful