human Bigfoot is probably sexy as hell

some people really think the weather never did anything before climate change

im a rape/abuse survivor. my transphobic family has already kicked me out of the house. i have already tried suicide. i could give up asking for help but me and wife will keep fighting. wife and i need help buying food, meds and other groceries im disabled this text is what i can do to ask for help

taby 🏳️‍⚧️@tabymeow.afrolatinsky.app · 2w ago

hey pets, the situation is turning dire. we're resetting our goal before it is met, as we need to buy our food and meds for the time being, and buy a little bit extra paint thinner for our furniture. We think 400 USD will be enough for a while. Any help is life saving. ko-fi.com/baladesilver

Hey chat, can we please get movement here? Medicine is running out, and we can't exactly afford more right now... Pretty please ;u; Taby is disabled, and I'm working every day of the week (including weekends) here. We're already doing all we can, some help will be extremely appreciated. 💸💕🏳️‍⚧️

taby 🏳️‍⚧️@tabymeow.afrolatinsky.app · 2w ago

hey pets, the situation is turning dire. we're resetting our goal before it is met, as we need to buy our food and meds for the time being, and buy a little bit extra paint thinner for our furniture. We think 400 USD will be enough for a while. Any help is life saving. ko-fi.com/baladesilver

you think it got its name "bread" because someone got the dough pregnant

every Winter i head down to Guangdong to warm myself on the finest cat soup i can get my hands on. i am eating PREMIUM pussy

new name idea: Cranklin Jackofferson

right-wing leaders don't even try to ban gay marriage anymore. all they do is make petrol prices go up

if gay Twitter guys went on a submarine mission would it be a book called 20,000 Kweens Under The Tea

opening up a university dedicated to the field of cytology. i'm calling it the Institute of Cells (InCel)

you know what? fuck you, Maryland. get anglicised, idiots

guy named Sally: well fuck my ass and call me the guy who got fucked in the ass

what even is a “tender queer”. more like Bend ‘Er Rear

imagine if body hair sent off a distress signal when shaved like how grass has a sweet scent when it's cut

if you believe "global warming will boil us all. we're all going to die. it's over" you cannot then be posting shit like "i love pizza waow :)" immediately afterwards like you think everything's fine

just in case anyone's not already aware, horg.com is an amazing & hilarious website that classifies bread-bag clips as if they were living organisms, using the rules & conventions of modern taxonomy Definitely one of my all-time favourite weird Internet passion projects

cageyratfish (they) UTC-7 🐟🏳️‍⚧️@cageyratfish.bsky.social · 2mo ago

hey @davidbrace2.bsky.social i successfully identified the species of occlupanid you did your fly painting on 😺

eating one of these in America should entitle you to French citizenship

it's now been nine months stranded on the USS Bacon Chungus. we have resorted to cannibalism. this is not the wholesome epicness i wanted

"wallahi vro on allah vro inshallah he will be baked astagfirullah" stop it. you would never convert to Islam. you will never make the pilgrimage

kid's superhero who teaches the values of sharing and being kind. his backstory is his parents got shot in a robbery

cannot overstate how much i hate the yankified far-right at least the western populist right-wing can maintain its own local flavour. the modern far-right, on the other hand, is just completely yanked

the pilgrim's pride (month)

i don't have much to comment on regarding whatever's going on in TADC fandom besides this: learn and grow, but stick up for yourself and the progress you've made. never fear people who can't forgive, and never abandon your progressive principles

trans women are banned from the r/frottingfemboys subreddit because they're women

like shit like this is starting to feel incredibly desperate from the legislature

deer of the sphere 🔆@officergio8.bsky.social · 7mo ago

trying to ban trans people from stuff is starting to feel like how Burkina Faso keeps trying to ban homosexuality because it keeps popping back up

trying to ban trans people from stuff is starting to feel like how Burkina Faso keeps trying to ban homosexuality because it keeps popping back up

admittedly vibes-based, but i feel like the supposed "yankification" of the United Kingdom is severely overblown, if it's occuring at all

the one political position that doesn't *have* to be elected would be the head of state. you can either: -elect a HoS that would tow the gov't party line with your preferred party, or -have a hereditary monarch and avoid partisanship both systems can work, so long as the HoS and HoG are separate