I’m lowkey trying to secure funding from dark money groups

The Odyssey in imax was one of the best movie going experiences I’ve ever had. You did it again cuzzo (I call christopher nolan cuzzo)

Enough about Palantir, grab a pal 👬 and tear 😢 up through introspective conversation shedding the stigmas of men’s mental health.

please don’t go see the new spider-man movie I don’t want them to make any more

It’s me. the only person on Earth who think Fauci sucks for the right reasons.

A character named legolas has both his legs… the irony is not missed on me Mr Tolkien!

just trained 3 frogs to say budweiser

Nolan should’ve called it The Modesty and it should’ve been about dressing appropriately!!

Which avengers doomsday character are you? I’m avenger.

You saw Lee Cronin’s The Mummy

I clicked on the “discover“ tab and it said “We’re sorry, there is nothing left to discover. You’ve seen all the world has to offer and are ready to make your judgement.” im just happy it didn’t happen on caturday! 😂

Oysters were bourgeois anyway. Logging is for real working class. but look I’ve always said as long as the thing you destroy is a vital filter of its ecosystem you’ve got my vote.

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Troy Jackson jumps out to big lead in race to replace Graham Platner in Maine

nobody asked but it hurts me and I am compelled to say I do not think the new infowars stuff is funny and I wish Tim would do something else 🫣

Wow. Just watched The Rise of Gru. Incredible story.

Odysseus using the temporal pincer movement?

I wish there was a website where people weren’t insane.

Enough of politicians who worked for Blackwater. How about one who will work for hose water. And will come inside when the streetlights turn on.

I will raise my only son to be a Kingsman. I have named him Eggsy. Manners maketh the man Eggsy, always remember that my dear boy.

i met Platner at a restaurant and he was incredibly nice to me, and taught me a cool trick about putting 5 one dollar bills on the table and taking one away whenever the server makes a mistake.

this World Cup has been a disaster for the SEO of my new anime card game, Trump Balugon.

The ref of this US game hasn’t been bad or anything but the crowd should mob violence attack him to really announce ourselves on the world soccer stage.

Respect to the US for not even threatening us with extra time. Let’s have a nice early night.

I’ve created a magnet that only works on gold, and I intend to use it.

Telling my coworker about a French magazine called Charlie Himbo that did something bad or something bad was done to them. I don’t really remember.

Cabo Verde overshadowed the Taylor Swift wedding, that’s crazy.

Cabo Verde always

The alt rock scene was a little too much for me, but I found my niche with the alt comedy podcast scene.

thank you for everything JB ☘️

I was hoping the JB stuff was just smoke not fire.. Giannis would make sense but Paul George and picks? The Sixers are gonna be good for a while With their guards and JB.