Tessera

/ sorry for disappearing lolzor unfortunately the writing ive done over the past few days was during medical emergency and uhhh yay hospital im fine though writing resumes as programmed

[ pausing. very clearly deep in thought. then, just bursting into tears. ]

then cry.

i could cry.

are you.

* · 𝐕𝐄𝐆𝐀.@adastrainfinitum.bsky.social · 2y ago

really? ‘m jealous. i can’t sing for shit.

I actually sing pretty good so,

why did i say that

* · 𝐕𝐄𝐆𝐀.@adastrainfinitum.bsky.social · 2y ago

you’ll be singing with god’s choir when you die

you're so welcome :)

Tirum Lance@tirum.sunder.my · 2y ago

i feel like i can’t answer this

Are you trying to be?

ok guys i’m not pregnant

sorry.

jesus christ

* · 𝐕𝐄𝐆𝐀.@adastrainfinitum.bsky.social · 2y ago

thanks

gesundheit

no i don’t think so

are you GOOD

cold. worse yet, on patrol.

/ wow i just liked 10 whole skeets

mpreg

true. you can probably tell how little gambling i’ve done. that’s exactly by what i mean by a break, though.

just wear the helmet - it’ll hide your poker face . pfft — what do you think the higher ups do when they’re free ?

well, it’s gotta balance out somehow, i guess. we could, i think. might be a nice break from the military, y’know? . . . even if i know fuck all about gambling.

unlucky enough to get shot in the head , lucky enough to win it big every time . it all comes together . . hell . . we could run our own casino

really? that’s . . . really impressive. wouldn’t hurt to learn, i don’t suppose.

you’re talkin’ to the man who’s been banned in every single casino on the west coast - i know my ways around making a nice cap , let me show you .

true, i guess. i’ve never really done anything like that, though.

you can start a money laundering business - easy .

𝒂𝒃𝒊𝒈𝒂𝒊𝒍@feralrot.bsky.social · 2y ago

it sure is.

sounds like a shitty bonus

i would be more inclined if the exchange rate was better! it’s more trouble than it’s worth.

pro tip - sell the cash for caps .

exceptional service bonus came in!!!!!

𝐖𝐎𝐋𝐅.@vegasrot.bsky.social · 2y ago

see. i’m just trying to protect your hair. ( look * ) at the grays that have sprouted.

that sounds a LOT more likely

fidgeting. god, he wishes he could do ( anything. * )

𝐖𝐎𝐋𝐅.@vegasrot.bsky.social · 2y ago

. . . okay, then you’ll bald out of stress.

i think it’s already a little late for that. . . but duly noted

𝐖𝐎𝐋𝐅.@vegasrot.bsky.social · 2y ago

that’s what i said until about . . . two weeks ago!

the who

just saw the misfits today!

rubbing his temples. goodness.

/ me when i meant to post felix lore but instead i died for several weeks

some small part of felix ( loathes * ) being assigned what is functionally babysitting duty. usually, he’s dumped with some delinquent private who thinks he’s tough shit — this time, however, he can thank his lucky stars that he’s paired with @feralrot.bsky.social. despite the fact that their duty +

/ ok i do these fr