Ugh, smoke sickness has gotten to the point where I basically have no functional hours in the day.

Pictured: Gracie in the absolute throes of depression because I'm having an autoimmune attack and won't lie down in bed so she can cuddle me.

My sister's a professional author and if I deserved to be doing that, I'd be doing it already.

Bethany Albertson@albertsonb2.bsky.social · last mo.

Thought experiment- if you were suddenly appointed to do your sibling’s job, how badly would you suck at it?

Good news everyone, Enhypen saved summer!

I'm not really the type who's good at admiring my own work but I think I do come up with some bangers now and then: "You cannot undo that which has already been done, only cease your endless gathering of future regrets."

What's your favourite Bible verse? Wrong answers only.

Lizzylizumab@lizzylizumab.bsky.social · 4d ago

What's your favorite Bible verse? Wrong answers only.

- Age: 44 - Gender: Two-spirit (don't look it but yes, I am Indigenous) - Sexuality: Pansexual - Height: 5'7" - Eyes: Hazel - Fav food: Agedashi tofu - Fav drink: Cold brew coffee - Fav game: P5 - Fav film: Hard Core Logo - Fav show: Do I even watch TV shows anymore... - Fav animal: Red fox

Ferret fan@ferretfanskz.bsky.social · 5d ago

- Age: 29 - Gender: creature - Sexuality: queer - Height: 4'11" - Eyes: brown - Fav food: lasagna or pizza - Fav drink: cherry Dr pepper - Fav game: Minecraft but I only dig holes - Fav film: saltburn - Fav show: does skz code count? Ouran highschool host club - Fav animal: raccoon and ferrets

I always feel liiike

Day I got vertical labret piercing: OW Second day: Is there even a new hole in my face, i can't tell anymore Third day: ITCHY

I finally gave up on my obsessive tracking of the fires around us and now I'm back to getting those constant adrenaline rushes of "OMG I FORGOT THAT I HAVE TO... uh... wait, is there anything I have to do right now?"

Man, the irony poisoning here is particularly unflattering when the topic du jour is a suicide. Everyone scrambling for the hottest take needs to start microdosing human emotions asap and get back to me for further titration when shame reappears.

Introduce yourself as what almost killed you. Hi, nice to meet you! I'm the Thompson River in winter. Prepare to be left breathless.

kestrel 🪶 in our bloody paradise@reservatory.bsky.social · last wk.

Introduce yourself as what almost killed you. Hello, I'm the gallstone lodged in the bile duct causing the gallbladder to tear and grow infected. 😊

Lino's out here looking like EJ &Team's actual bio father and I support him wholeheartedly

tg🧷@meemomilkers.bsky.social · last wk.

WHAT THE ACTUAL SWEET FUCK HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

If you’ve ever wondered how it feels to get a vertical labret compared to the regular kind, the answer is

Little Girl's Flu Shot Scream

Alt: Little Girl's Flu Shot Scream

static.klipy.com

Waiting to get a new piercing and someone here just started playing a modern country song on their phone, cranked up to full volume so their friend could hear it over the country radio already playing in the shop, and for a moment I looked down the barrel of hell itself.

Tried to wallow in sad music and this song punched me in the face and told me to stand up

Dynasties and Dystopia (from the series Arcane League of Legends)

YouTube video by Release - Topic

youtube.com

In 1982 a zookeeper at the Izu Shaboten Zoo in Shizuoka prefecture accidentally discovered that capybaras absolutely loved soaking in hot water, and the practice of providing them an onsen, or traditional Japanese hot springs, was born. Original post

Gracie: I see you on your phone and I demand your lap Me: I don’t wanna be vertical yet, come lie down with me ins Gracie: I SEE YOU ON YOUR PHONE AND I DEMAND YOUR LAP, what part of that sounds negotiable?! Emotional support cat forcing me out of bed 🥹

The struggle when you’re neurodivergent AND have Avoidant Personality Disorder: does your brain just want you to sever ties because it creates false safety, or have you actually been clinging and ignoring all the cues that ppl are done with you

I swear I do understand the logistical reasons, but it's still so unsettling to watch this fire creep closer and surrounding areas throw up evacuation orders and alerts while we stay in a bubble of zero action within city limits.

My bleached hair just does not want to tone down to a reasonable shade this time and I'm looking at my little collection of leftover bright dyes, considering my options.

It rained last night and despite the smoke being just as thick outside, the air feels lighter and fresher in a way I desperately needed.

Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy

Lizzylizumab@lizzylizumab.bsky.social · 2w ago

Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy.

Shower and other misc grooming tasks: achieved Change into clean clothes: postponed, back in bed in a towel Eat a proper food, not anything within reach: pending

Whenever faraway friends express horror over the intensity of BC wildfire seasons, I always tell them that tornadoes are my worst natural disaster fear because they're just so hard for me to imagine. Tonight I saw video of fire tornadoes in the Okanagan. May just never sleep again.

People: You can't just post one line from a song and expect everyone to know the song. Me: IT'S BEEN

Lizzylizumab@lizzylizumab.bsky.social · 2w ago

People: You can't just post one line from a song and expect everyone to know the song. Me: Let’s go girls

My brain feels like a slab of concrete wrapped in several layers of cotton fluff. Need fresh air.

bonus panel here!! tinyview.com/deogie/2026/...

I assume the rest of this article also confirms that women ARE just exaggerating about their pain, people with severe depression really CAN just cheer up if they stop whining, and no one is possessed of REAL health problems except elderly white people.

flyingrodent@flyingrodent.bsky.social · 2w ago

Britain’s tiny gaggle of hooting mad elite cranks, who all know each other and relentlessly repeat each other’s idiotic bullshit, are of course not “victims of social contagion”.

"If you're feeling the same way, Wish you better than our time together. Leave everything behind, Hope you come across something more than better."

[Special Clip] ATEEZ(에이티즈) 'Empty Box'

YouTube video by ATEEZ

youtube.com

SaveMeASeat@savemeaseat.bsky.social · 2w ago

#readandplay (772) #MusicChallenge #MusicSky “No rules. The only limit is our imagination.” Read 📚 & Play🎶