Wanna Irish goodbye from this group chat so fuckin bad, I hate that the interface snitches whenever someone leaves lol. Like let me slide tf on out of here undetected PLEASE
Mela
@ogmela.bsky.social
Mother to 1. Youngest of 4. Friend of a few. 🇳🇬👩🏾💻 日本語オッケd(^_^o) art by @gdbeeart
Happy belated valentines to all the lovers out there ❤️🥰😘😍💗💞💖❣️💓💝🫶🏾🤎❤️🔥🌹💐
Depression really throwing a cog in my “be irresponsibly fine at 35” goals man 😭😭 I got 9 months to lock in
how in thee fuck did I do this 💀
Mela@ogmela.bsky.social · 3y agoWalked past the mirror and liked what I saw 😌
In the pickup line watching Björk’s Lisbon set and the way I JUMPED when she casually went into Isobel like mamaaaa only you can make a 30 year old (what the fuck why are the 90s so far away) song sound brand new 😭😭😭😭 möther please!!
This barely has the chance to THINK about ending before I slam that repeat button 😂😂
•yes, I did •not with who I thought I’d be when writing this 😂 •now woefully back at square one 😔
Mela@ogmela.bsky.social · 3y agoBluevoid, you heard it here first. I’m ending 2023 in love. I’ll quoteskeet this at the end of the year to see if I’m trash at manifesting or nah 😂
Had nuggets fries and a McFlurry today because 3 days on a liquid diet literally turned me rabid lolol but hey my mouth doesn’t hurt and I didn’t eff up the sutures or get dry socket so 🤷🏾♀️
Me walking in from the gym: I feel like I forgot something..: Waffles:
This influx of new social media platforms is doing the opposite of its intended effect in that I’m so overwhelmed by needing to context switch so often that I’m actually offline more lol
Bout to be a whole lot of head scratching
Fayt@fayt.bsky.social · 3y agoWhen you get rejected from Harvard for the 3rd time and can’t blame it on Black students
Maybe if we didn’t let BE dudebros who think the FE is just pretty pretty CSS and if statements in JS weren’t let loose on tickets and ramming them through MRs without proper testing we wouldn’t have breakdowns in functionality you motherffuufjfjfdksbsbdhjssbd 😤😤
“But truth be told…all newborns are assholes” is a text I didn’t think I’d ever send, but here we are 😂 helping my bestie through the 4th trimester. But it’s true; newborns suck at everything. Can’t sleep. Overeat bc they don’t know what they’re doing. Can’t regulate emotions. A whole mess.
Patti LaBelle Patti LaBelle’ing will never not be amazing. Put them words on bigger cards and change them at the right speed. Stop fucking with her.
Patti Labelle fudges Tina Turner tribute performance because she 'can't see words'
Busta Rhymes also got emotional receiving a Lifetime Achievement Award at the BET Awards 2023.
metro.co.uk
If you tryna fulfill a role, do it all the way, or quit playin on my phone 😌😇