ㅤ 𝐂𝐮𝐫𝐫𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐥𝐲 𝐬𝐦𝐚𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐠𝐥𝐚𝐬𝐬 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚 𝐜𝐫𝐢𝐜𝐤𝐞𝐭 𝐛𝐚𝐭. 𝐕𝐞𝐫𝐲 𝐥𝐢𝐛𝐞𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠. ㅤ

ㅤ ❝ Here’s to hoping it’ll teach the mouse not to misplace his funds. As flimsy as this plan may be, you do have my support. ❞ ㅤ

PlayStation@parodyplaystation.bsky.social · last yr.

There will be a section that covers Disney of wanting to buy anything they set their sights on for their empire, and how to counterattack them.

ㅤ ❝ Wholeheartedly impossible. ❞ ㅤ

PlayStation@parodyplaystation.bsky.social · last yr.

Now announcing ‘Dojo, Casino, It’s All in the Mind’, a new book I’m releasing that makes you rich under 4 weeks without being a bitch.

ㅤ ❝ What if I had you stuffed ; stitched up in silk, eyes forever wide... frozen in awe, just as you are now . Wouldn’t that be poetic .ᐣ ❞ ㅤ

ㅤ ❝ ... ... ... Mmh. Then, we shall await the ratings. For your sake, Mouse, I hope they end up abnormally high. ❞ ㅤ

Disney@parodydisney.bsky.social · 2y ago

🐭“I used your money for the Lilo & Stitch remake.”

ㅤ ❝ Well .ᐣ 𝑆𝑝𝑖𝑡 𝑖𝑡 𝑜𝑢𝑡... ❞ ㅤ

Disney@parodydisney.bsky.social · 2y ago

🐭“Ah, yes. About that...”

ㅤ ❝ Shares. I put a deposit of 1.4 billion on that company of yours. I was promised good returns, so... What's happened with my money, hm .ᐣ ❞ ㅤ

Disney@parodydisney.bsky.social · 2y ago

🐭“On what.”

ㅤ ❝ Still waiting for my refund. I'm afraid you haven't made my investments worthwhile, Mouse. ❞ ㅤ

Disney@parodydisney.bsky.social · 2y ago

🐭“I don't have any announcements to buy the rights and license to...”

ㅤ 𝐋𝐨𝐧𝐠, 𝐬𝐥𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫 𝐝𝐢𝐠𝐢𝐭𝐬 𝐦𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐠𝐫𝐚𝐛 𝐚 𝐜𝐢𝐠𝐚𝐫𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐞 𝐛𝐞𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐜𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐢𝐭 𝐢𝐧 𝐛𝐞𝐭𝐰𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐥𝐢𝐩𝐬. ❝ Alright. Who’s the new pest .ᐣ ❞ 𝐎𝐧𝐥𝐲 𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐝𝐨𝐞𝐬 𝐬𝐡𝐞 𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐮𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐛𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐨 𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐤 𝐚𝐭 [𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫]. ❝ 𝑊𝑒𝑙𝑙 .ᐣ ❞ ㅤ

ㅤ ❝ I only trust two people: my sister and the woman who makes my espresso. Everyone else gets a dossier. ❞ ㅤ

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