Saw one of the Perez Hilton videos by accident. Don’t go looking for it. What the fuck….

I just watched a reel that said Mitch McConnell’s body was delivered to the coroner’s office in Louisville on Monday.

A trade? In this economy?

Can you confirm if Nick Krall is taking the day off @msheldon.bsky.social

I’ve asked Andy Beshear to do a welfare check on Nick Krall. Standby for updates.

We go live to GABP for a trade deadline update from the Reds front office.

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Let’s say for the sake of argument I got ahold of Nick Krall’s phone number (like for real). Should I text him on deadline day?

Alright who broke the Dingerbot

Dingerbot@dingerbot.bsky.social · 3d ago

ATL Home Run! ${person|fullName|621566} homers ${total|homeRuns|621566} on a fly ball to right field. The score is now ATL 2, WSH 2 (Bottom 4)

Pickle batch number 3 being made. What all can you put pickles on other than burgers because….. have a ton of pickles.

I think the Tigers did pretty good on a rental deal like that. I also think so many people will be mad that baseball is going to implode in 2027.

Might need a welfare check on Rand Paul too after that sick burn from Andy Beshear.

Got damn, Andrew.

Tessa Duvall@tessaduvall.bsky.social · 4d ago

It seems Kentucky Gov. Andy Beshear has been briefed on Fancy Farm. "Rand Paul apparently said I’d been 'neutered' by my legislature. Rich coming from a guy who’s never had a pair of balls and if he did they’d be held by Trump."

Can’t see shit too much rain.

So much for a relaxing evening.

Somewhere there is a guy complaining his wife won't let him have a skull toilet

Well, let’s introduce Baltimore to Ke’Bryan Hayes.

Kyle Goon@kylegoon.bsky.social · 5d ago

Mike Elias on the biggest reason the Orioles haven’t reached their potential: “I think the bottom line, we haven't played great defense as a team. … I think we knew going into this, and the team wasn't built around defense, but we could have played it better than we have.”

There’s not enough trade deadline talk here. I think the Reds should trade for new ownership.

Colby

Tom & Lorenzo@tomandlorenzo.bsky.social · last wk.

People on Bluesky sigh and talk about The Discourse as if it were something required of them instead of something they opt to partake in, day in and day out. You really don't have to. Post about your favorite cheese

Update: Second batch is even better than the first. I’m a pickle genius.

𝕮𝖔𝖔𝖕®@ohnocoop.bsky.social · last wk.

Made 5 more jars of pickles. I now have a plethora of pickles. I do not know what I’m going to do with all these pickles.

I thought Boy George was dead

Stereogum@stereogum.com · last wk.

Boy George says he created his new pro-Israel reggae song with AI

It appears Edwin Arroyo doesn’t have it. At least now you know.

Air Marshals should zip tie these people to their seats.

Hemant Mehta@friendlyatheist.com · last wk.

Evangelist Whitney Lynn says she preaches on planes because she loves “a captive audience.” She's not alone. It's becoming a trend. If spreading your message requires listeners who can't escape, maybe it's not as compelling as you think. www.friendlyatheist.com/p/christian-...

Just called a source high up in the Reds front office. When I asked about the Reds potential moves at the deadline, I was told “Your number could not be completely as dialed.” Not sure what that means for the future of the organization, but I’ll keep on it.

I’ve not watched a single pitch of Reds baseball since the fat motherfucker incident. Probably a lot easier to do with them sucking ass. I didn’t expect any consequences to happen, and I was correct.

Would anyone like to hear a joke?

I didn’t think Avenged Sevenfold could release anything worse than their last album. Then they surprised everyone by releasing an EP that is absolute dog shit.

Corey Heim well done