Meeping wainscot
@ohnoiratebrian.bsky.social
Middle-aged, goth-adjacent moper living her best (?) life in Aotearoa.
If you like bizarre deadpan humour and immense artistic talent, watch this absolute masterpiece. The best slop antidote. And don't worry, this is not an Amber Heard hit piece at all. This man hits it out of the park over and over again. youtu.be/vGt7-WnWdhE?...
Johnny Depp's Bed
YouTube video by Bobby Fingers
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A new feature just dropped on LinkedIn. This is real, btw. Jaw-droppingly funny for THAT platform in particular.
I was hit by a teacher as a very tiny six year old. She was a very strong, large woman with a terrible reputation. The most my parents could do was pull me out of her class as it was completely legal. We’re truly on the worst timeline.
Tax Wealth not Wages@progallthethings.bsky.social · 4d agoTW - violence by teachers. I was at a UK primary school in the 70s. The headmaster used to regularly cane my classmates aged between 8 and ten. He'd threaten the whole school with it. Said we deserved it. Perhaps he thought we were little shits. 1/5 www.rnz.co.nz/news/politic...
Oh it's so much worse than I thought. Hank Green there, fucking hell.
Mugi@tsumugi-chan.bsky.social · 5d agoFor the sake of posterity: Here's Hank admitting he's writing his new non-fiction book about cancer with the help of Claude Might want to skip buying this book, folks!
I flipped this and found the most cursed words of '76: athleisure butt plug deep throat heli-skiing puffer jacket What in the key party was happening?
Merriam-Webster@merriam-webster.com · 5d agoFind the 5 words from your birth year that perfectly describe YOUR vibe ⬇️ www.merriam-webster.com/time-traveler/
This is one of the thousands of hobbies I’ve accumulated over the years.
PSA: No-one in AoNZ calls the fruit a "kiwi". If you say you're eating a kiwi, it means you are eating a bird or a human. KiwiFRUIT. #yesiwilldieonthishill
THIS is the party surging in the polls. Apparently a portion of AoNZ aches for Trump-style rhetoric. www.stuff.co.nz/politics/361...
Someone who ‘knows where to shop’ - NZ First candidate on what a woman is
Following Stuart Nash’s resignation over sexist remarks, a New Zealand First candidate has offered another definition a woman - someone who knows where to shop
stuff.co.nz
I read the whole fucking thing as a devout teen. SURELY it’s the least you can do?
Duchess Van Hoof@duchess-van-hoof.bsky.social · last wk.Christians do not read the bible, only atheists do that.
Any other introverts get a small talk high? No? Just me? I do so enjoy a random chat with a stranger about inconsequential bullshit. Not sarcasm btw, I genuinely love it.
COME ON. Not Bill Oddie! That's one of my emotional support old white guys. My life will forever be improved because of the existence of Kitten Kong. www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio...
Bill Oddie, naturalist and broadcaster, dies aged 85
Coming to fame in The Goodies, Oddie was later known for his wildlife expertise and presented BBC Springwatch
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•.✧‿︵˖Timeline cleanse ˖︵‿✧.• If you like cats, dreamy music, and pre-normie internet vibes, this is for you. ₍^. .^₎⟆ www.youtube.com/channel/UC4z...
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Hitting you different since 2022
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You know what I am thoroughly, up to the eyeballs, sick of? Redemption-arc dudes in positions of leadership. The public isn't Jesus, you can't just humbly ask forgiveness and be redeemed instantly. Take a fucking breath. Take several decades of breaths before even CONSIDERING leadership.
Alex Ip 葉清霖@alexip718.com · last wk.This is an insult to every victim of sexual assault thehill.com/homenews/cam...
Giving this a wee boost.
MariWho@mariwho.bsky.social · 3w ago$3100. Please share or donate if you can. I thought we had options, but they keep falling through. I can't sleep not knowing if we're going to have a roof over our heads this winter. As always, DM me if you need verification, I 100% understand and will provide. spot.fund/rzz1zs6sc
I miss the era when grandparents gardened and made cakes and told you war stories and didn’t own all the capital and take months-long cruises to spend all their money before they die.
The yearly reminder of that time state-backed terrorism killed someone in Aotearoa. That was weird.
CuriousCat@felissapien.bsky.social · 3w ago“The bombing of the Rainbow Warrior was moment that shocked our nation, but it also solidified our fierce commitment to peace, independence, and standing up to defend nature. Today, that proud legacy is under threat. The war machine is back.”… #nzpol www.greenpeace.org/aotearoa/sto...
Oh gosh no-one could POSSIBLY have predicted this.
A random comment I saw that felt very true. We are very good at talking about community, but kind of shit at being IN community with each other. I don't believe in a utopian leftist future, we're all humans and we all kind of suck.
Amnesty International put out a major report documenting the influence of UK based anti trans gender critical organizations and their funding. Within hours, GC groups threatened defamation lawsuits and Amnesty was forced to pull it down. Proving the point they're anti rights. Anyways, here it is.
Well this will break your heart into tiny pieces. From www.instagram.com/frasergrut/
What might have been. Kind of like if your dad played James Bond. #ripsam www.youtube.com/watch?v=5V15...
Sam Neill as James Bond - Screentest (1986)
YouTube video by Tyrozaphy
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OH. MY FUCKING. GOD. OH MY GOD. #tvl #tvlspoilers
I wouldn't usually share Newstalk ZB as they are a little, let's say, fascist. BUT LOOK! Even they can celebrate Matariki! www.newstalkzb.co.nz/news/nationa...
'It’s extraordinary': 10,000 turn up for Matariki beach fires in Napier
Organisers say it’s likely that more than 10,000 people took part in a Matariki DIY beach fire event that continues to both capture and warm the hearts of
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![Black and red print with Māori/tūī designs on brown paper background.
Text reads: hā ki roto [breath in]
Grief visits me again this Matariki but the air is alive with magic, the tūī sings, the heavens revolve.
hā ki waho [breathe out]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:rbjrfmnbwj2a7uryb7ej2wso/bafkreib7xks5wsvmgqn7x4n7exfdmgrmihjg6ppzsce55anp3fzmwh5vuy)
