“Can you even imagine not changing your day whatsoever with the exception of removing the most annoying, credulous morons’ toy demons?”
Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫@lookitup.baby · 10h agoHaving fun isn’t hard when you’ve got a library card 📚
OhBraains🧟♂️
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I know weird things and I’m scared of the big light.
Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫@lookitup.baby · 10h agoJC: “And the fish I fed the ten thousands of people was at least this big.” S: “Pull the other one too, it has claws on it.”
PandaMom@pandamom.bsky.social · 21h agoJesus is just mad that Satan put the bumpers away…
That’s the softest, most insecure shit I have ever heard. No one who actually could “fuck you up” talks about how they could do it. They know they could, you know they could, and the only people who would doubt it are insecure losers like Jonah Hill.
Dan of the Year@downwithdan.bsky.social · 2d agoHe will never understand that being "the fat guy from Superbad" is infinitely better than being "the martial arts chud nobody likes"
Ricky Gervais committing this hard to the Stewart Lee bit about him saying the sayable is great stuff.
Michael Balazo@mbalazo.bsky.social · 3d agoNice try, Ricky. Hearing a cat say “f” made me punch the wall and yell and go to the bathroom.
Ritalin free day, as intended by my doctor, and the difference is wild. What is going on inside my head reminds me of Ado’s AiAiA…
【Ado】アイ・アイ・ア（AiAiA）
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Not being able to shut up about niche interests works incredibly well. And by incredibly well I mean thinking “why are we making out, I wasn’t even done explaining how the invention of railways changed humanity more and on a deeper level than any other invention in history, down to how time works.”
Adam@adam35.bsky.social · 5d agobringing her back to my place but to show her all my out of print intelligence books and antique civil war unit histories
I’m doing it. I’ll watch Abigail again. Just a lighthearted comedy about the dumbest idiots getting toyed around with.
The studio that made The Darkest Files, my favorite Nazi hunting investigative game, is releasing a game about the hunt for the RAF in 2027. It’s funded by the federal centre for political education, so, it’s going to be free. SOKO 1977. I’m getting fdGO pilled. I’m Grundgesetz maxing over here.
Where are you on the “that sex worker is in to me” to “I think this person licking my ear is just trying to be friendly” spectrum? I’m “they must have sent me those nudes accidentally.”
“You’re not touching your raw sheep’s testicals, specialist. Are you DEI?”
NBC News@nbcnews.com · 6d agoThe U.S. military is working to make meals tastier and more nutritious for the troops and steer them away from fast food. Take a look inside its newest dining facility.
Aside: this isn’t the video I watch though. The dance practice has a higher goblin factor.
【Oi AG!】Dance Practice ATARASHII GAKKO! 新しい学校のリーダーズ
YouTube video by ATARASHII GAKKO! - 新しい学校のリーダーズ
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OhBraains🧟♂️@ohnono.eurosky.social · 6d agoI see your current musical fixation, I respect it — within reason — and present you a detour into mine.
Today my favorite on the new Atarashii Gakko album is Catch That Train.
Catch That Train
YouTube video by ATARASHII GAKKO! - Topic
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I’ve learned to accept that people talking about capitalism, pro or con, usually don’t read any books about it, but I haven’t made my peace with people not reading beyond the first sentence of the Wikipedia article. It’s fucking exhausting.
I can’t believe the fucking lectern police account is annoying me by proxy, a year after I blocked it.
Germany has the highest percentage of Billionaires who inherited their wealth in the world. Three guesses where a lot of that wealth came from.
@leftynavyseal.bsky.social · 2w agoSell your BMW
Reading up on the history, personnel, and practices of the Stasi really answered the question “what do jet ski salesmen do in a Marxist-Leninist society” for me.
You’ve been murdered. Who do you want on the case? I don’t want justice, I want someone to be driven insane on my behalf. Possible even the culprit.
TinkeringTailorTom-Dread is no longer Existential@tinkeringtailortom.bsky.social · 2w agoYou've been murdered. Who do you want on the case?
I haven’t watched a World Cup game since, reluctantly, 2014 and even I could have told you that the Argentinian team will behave like everyone said they did yesterday.
One of the funniest things about the Stasi is that they tried to destroy personnel data in 89/90, but kept the payroll records intact. Caught between seeking anonymity for participating in mass surveillance and the occasional psychological destruction of people vs making sure you’re paid a pension.
Santos will not be seen until the last episode, where he will claim that he aced all the challenges.
Olga Nesterova@onestpress.onestnetwork.com · 3w agoThis September, these folks will compete on the Special Forces tv show on Fox, where they will be subjected to military style challenges in Malaysian jungle.
Tame opposition parties in this sort of system are utterly fascinating. “I want to shape the future of this country by playing a minor villain in an already powerless dramatic interpretation of parliamentary procedure.”
OhBraains🧟♂️@ohnono.eurosky.social · 3w agoThey even gratuitously include candidates from other political parties, some of which even get seats in the National People’s Congress.
Trent Reznor meets a supernatural, short tailed Japanese fox entity. Nine inch Tails
TinkeringTailorTom-Dread is no longer Existential@tinkeringtailortom.bsky.social · 3w agoTrent Reznor markets a line of flagellation devices. Nine Inch Flails
Ritalin is wild. I just did my dishes without delaying it for a week.
