fell down the stairs and it looked exactly like that scene in nightmare before christmas where the mayor rolled down the stairs
I like the band "Cake" exclusively because they're named Cake.
i was once convinced that peg leg pete was originally named stinkle pete and that he always had his 8 inch wiener in his hand
the grocery store near me has been sold out of twinkies for weeks and I've been craving twinkie wiener sandwiches, this is the worst month of my life
dipped a pickle in heinz pickle ketchup and then sprinkled on some dill pickle seasoning, took one bite and instantly I saw god
just tried stir-fried stones for the first time today, i didn't realize you weren't supposed to actually eat the stones
when i first saw the wii u's design i thought they were making a fig newtons game console
all these places are making dirty drinks now because they realize how much they're wasting by discarding all the dish water
nintendo used a face scan of me for the new pigma design by the way
i used to put cookies in the gamecube disc drive to save them for later
thought about opening a hotel called the lasagna lounge
my refrigerator is running, this is not an april fools joke, someone please help me catch it
i wish there was a game like katamari except it was about rolling up exclusively food into a big ball
some guy who follows me invited me to his home for a delicious dinner, I brought my famous spaghetti brownies
the wii u gamepad was the perfect size and shape to eat food off of while playing my mario games
i'm like 97% sure those gas station nachos were just packing peanuts covered in cheese whiz... honestly not that bad
whenever i played that streetpass minigame about cooking food on my 3ds i'd try to grab the food forgetting the 3d was just an illusion and it'd make me so mad
"fool on the hill" is a song about someone dropping their donuts down a hill and tumbling down trying to go after them
i always thought the rush song "roll the bones" was about chicken bones rolling off the table
everyone's always bloviating about some amazing meal they had once, they wish they dined like I do every day
everyone posts this image like it's funny but honestly this is just what i drink every morning to start my day
i ate 50 of these and it put me into a coma for 8 days
Oink Piggins@oinkpiggins.bsky.social · 10mo agoi have a sudden craving for a worms in dirt dessert...
i have a sudden craving for a worms in dirt dessert...
i've put totino's pizza rolls and pizza pringles on my pizza pie, i think i'm going against the will of god with this one