You’ll never be able to convince me that you need to minimize your margins to maximize your options so you can find the one made for you.
I did a snack haul in my friends pantry while I waited for my ride after a drunk night out, it was literally my favorite part of the night ☺️
Every time I get in a ride share I always wanna post. I’m just hypevigilant and eveybody’s actions feel real loud when I know nothing about them.
Ohhhh it’s too horny In here. And I ain’t nothing but hungry and not what they In here hungry for. 🤣
I don’t tell ppl about my trips till the week I depart bc 57 ppl will say they want to go, ask for PowerPoint presentations and updates. Then I end up on a solo trip. So what’s the point 🤷🏾♀️
I’m really my biggest opp. Bc I will order Instacart/doordash. Take a melatonin and forget about everything
Zip lining in the rain, in the DR, in a swimsuit cover up is on for the books
I need a low vibrational plate in my life right now 😭
Karlito P@litop12.blacksky.app · last mo.I have arrived 🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾
Me: my eyebrows are shaped differ… Them: no they are the same I got this Them: you don’t have hair here and this arch is different *hands mirror Me: ion like it Them: I like it, it looks good Me: I don’t. Can you take some from the bottom. Them: *PA fixing* they are different Me 🙄
My Mamas 1st international vacation starts in less than 24hrs and I’m bout to ground her
Ima be lost at sea in a few days. I need them to finish it before then, return it and it be in my queue before I leave
Mojo@okayndyourpoint.bsky.social · last mo.If you could message the person in front of you in line on Libby, I’d be on this ladies ass right now.
If you could message the person in front of you in line on Libby, I’d be on this ladies ass right now.
a little boy is playing a drum on an airplane while a woman watches .
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Okay. I’m not tryna be insensitive, but ain’t Ray J supposed to be dead by now?
Watching a close relative care more about their addiction than anything else in this world, can really turn you cold
I need this month to go till the 31st. Everything is getting away from me 😭
I finished it, thankfully it was beautifully anticlimactic.
Mojo@okayndyourpoint.bsky.social · 2mo agoI stopped reading my current book because I think the main character is gonna die and I don’t have it in me to process the death of another black child right now even if it’s fictional. So let the reading slump begin
I stopped reading my current book because I think the main character is gonna die and I don’t have it in me to process the death of another black child right now even if it’s fictional. So let the reading slump begin
I’m pretty sure I was talking to ai call rep. But I’m not sure. That’s kinda scary
Libby: Your loan expires soon. Me: Renew loan Libby: We cannot renew. Would you like to place a hold? Me: *sigh* Place hold. Libby: You have placed a hold. This book has 1/10 Loans This title has 0/10 Holds So I'm the only one with it or who wants but I can't renew it!?
Me when booking a vacation: “I’m only gonna wear clothes out my closet.” Me 30 days before vacation: “ I don’t have time to figure it out, I need to order what I’m gonna wear
a man in a white shirt is sitting in a blue gaming chair .
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I finished my 52nd book of the year, accomplishing my goal for the year. 🥳
I hate this timeline. I’m bout to quantum leap. This shit for the birds
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My friends calls me every time I take a melatonin without fail.
I keep watching this lady get her ass beat in an elevator then falling asleep. I really wanna know what happens after, I just can’t stay up 😂
Bitch if I walk in this store and ice cream is $10 a pint. Ima knock everything over and steal it
There’s only one baby left from the “Raggedy Kids Daycare” and then everybody is grown. What will be call it then. Raggedy Adults Club 😭
My baby turned 18th today 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 She’s not a baby anymore
I knew Q2 was gonna bless me. I just wish I wasn’t struggling to get my feet up under me.