they should invent a trailer hitch that has a butt plug on the end so you can haul it without a truck
jakeslop
@okbuddycomputer.bsky.social
vox + guitar @raygunyouthmusic.com 31 midwest usa he/they bird son haver idiot music leftist bullshit
how come online feminism 10 years ago was "patriarchy and adherence to gender binary is what chains us to patterns of oppressive behavior" and now it's "I HATE gender roles but I would NEVER EVER EVER EVER DECONSTRUCT ONE"
sexual shame is a motherfucker. how do you not feel like a disgusting creep for feeling sexual attraction and/or propositioning consenting potential partners. is that a thing people do? does the masc presenting person always have to do it? how do i not feel creepy even if i know i'm not being creepy
really sucks how much conflict and abuse stems from people with justified anger towards systems that hurt them and then rather than find a way to contribute to dismantling that system they instead seek to feel powerful by recreating a micro version of that same system but with them at the top
come hither, Barbara, let us partake in the festivities
I don't really play games anymore except the occasional friendslop, is apex legends still a thing? played for like 2yrs and stopped when it became clear respawn was never making any titanfall content ever again lol
when I smoke on the porch he looks at me like this and dances thru the window the whole time
I think too many ppl are too preoccupied with being in a relationship and not worried enough about if they like the person they're in a relationship with
old people when they drive through the same roundabout/traffic circle that has been a part of their daily route for over a decade:
Fyi I have made a new rule that if I start despairposting again I have to do it in meme form
EFF looked into it and appears to be a false alarm. just evil in the regular fascism way
jakeslop@okbuddycomputer.bsky.social · last mo.the "election integrity" docs posted by the white house today contain malware lmfao
the "election integrity" docs posted by the white house today contain malware lmfao
"average zoomer fucks 3 people a lifetime" factoid actualy just statistical error. average person fucks 30 people per lifetime. Misogynist Georg, who lives in basement & solemnly masturbates over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
v unfair that it's much easier to live according to one's values when those values fucking suck
is it possible to be aromantic but not asexual? is that a thing
zoomers: asking any millennial if they're from Portland is a microaggression
too many of you changed your usernames I log out for like 4 weeks and idk who's who
prithee, young mortimer, fix thy gaze upon me, for by the grace of the almighty I have become not merely richard, but gherkin richard
OUT NOW: Josaleigh Pollett (@brosaleigh.bsky.social) - “The Witness” single. Stream: recordu.lnk.to/the_witness @bandcamp.com album pre-orders (vinyl / digital): josaleighpollett.bandcamp.com/album/if-i-l... Listen to it three or more times right now.
Josaleigh Pollett, Crowd Shy - The Witness
Listen to The Witness by Josaleigh Pollett, Crowd Shy.
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brosaleigh@brosaleigh.bsky.social · 3mo agoThe Witness, the next single from my upcoming album If I Let It Quiet, is out today! Me and my best friend Jordan made it with our friends Ken and Andrew and we hope you like it.
I'm having some pretty intense cognitive decline irl lately and can't do shit for fuck and i probably won't be on here except sporadically for a while but thx for being internet pals and letting me reply guy everywhere good times
