It is a shame that my fake job (copying and pasting numbers into spreadsheets) is cutting into time performing my real job (managing 11 electronic soccer players trying to survive in Serie A)

My neighbor in Forsyth County, Georgia is going to have THOUGHTS

Phil Lewis@phillewis.bsky.social · 4h ago

WASHINGTON (AP) — Abdul El-Sayed wins Democratic nomination for U.S. Senate in Michigan.

The horrors persist, but can everyone see my screen?

🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ It happening 🕯️ 🕯️ tonight 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️

What I hear when the flight attendant is telling us how to put on our oxygen masks

This dog was free on the side of Interstate 59 between Hattiesburg and Petal, MS.

Elizabeth Picciuto@epicciuto.bsky.social · 2d ago

What is your favorite example of when the cheap version of a product is legit better than the expensive one?

You mean to tell me a beef stroked this off

richie@theregoesrichie.bsky.social · 4d ago

post your worst draft

Babe what are you looking at? Nothing. Can I see your phone? Why? ARE YOU WATCHING PORN?? I mean, kinda.

Sickos Committee@sickoscommittee.org · 9mo ago

Army released a super cut of all 18 plays in their 9:53 drive that choked the life out of Temple and ended the game.

Hungry. Haven't eaten lunch since yesterday.

Babe what are you looking at? Nothing. Can I see your phone? Why? ARE YOU WATCHING PORN?? I mean, kinda.

Sickos Committee@sickoscommittee.org · 9mo ago

Army released a super cut of all 18 plays in their 9:53 drive that choked the life out of Temple and ended the game.

lets go girls

That's me in the corner But I’m not in the spot light Over just a smidgeon

Bullied every day for how I take pills (water in my mouth first)

Watching Ransom Canyon for Josh Duhamel (Vikings) and Minka Kelly (face) but this show is t.e.r.r.i.b.l.e.

Replacing this today

Linda timeline cleanse

Hola [puts hand over heart] Soy hombre

Who called it a vasectomy and not a cull de sac

Joan of Arc is short for Joan of Arkansas

Mini falafel pita is not pretty but is delicious.

I wanted one (1) thing from Trader Joe's

When you and the Italian guy both swipe right, that's a matcha

Where the gosh dang heck is that big ass plane???

G. Willow Wilson@gwillow.me · 6d ago

What's your personal great white whale of an unsolved mystery? The thing you desperately hope is solved before you die because you need to know the answer? Mine is the Isabella Stewart Gardener Museum heist. Where the hell are the Rembrandts. I need the full story

Hi sharks. I’m requesting $1 million for a 1% stake in my automatic car wash but for humans concept

🎶 Well I was drunk The day my ma Got outta prison 🎶

It's not a phase, Mom!!

This Is Not An Exit

Saves The Day · Stay What You Are · Song · 2001

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GUHNIGHT

Crying Girl Wants a Nap

Alt: Crying Girl Wants a Nap

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