@oldandslow.bsky.social

Well-meaning grouch.

Foolish of me to think, after breaking out the slip-n-slide yesterday, that the Boy wouldn’t want the same backyard shenanigans today

I think the Boy might have a knack for brass instruments? Told him how to blow a note on the trombone and he hit that shit first try

1. Rick Steves has spent $2 million of his own money to rescue a single-screen theater in Edmonds, WA. This is part of a multi-million-dollar effort he has made to invest in community properties in order to preserve local institutions and keep them serving the communities they were built for.

Unfathomable how people listen to podcasts at 1x (actual) speed. 1.75x is my usual, 1.5x if the subject is dense. “Regular speed” sounds like talking to kindergarteners.

This type of heat is supposed to be accompanied by sunlight at 530a. The combo of shorter days and sweat-dripping-offa-your forehead doesn’t compliment each other.

Forgetting one’s wallet is pretty easy. I’ve done it twice in the last month. But I never forget the goddamn surveillance computer in my pocket. They got me like that and I loathe it