Adulting is all about being interrupted doing something you interrupted something else to do.
OldGuyWithDogs
@oldguywithdogs.bsky.social
ATCK, cemetery photographer, agility practitioner. There may be dogs. Former RDBMS guy. Guy who wrote definitive termcap entries. There's one guy waving in the back - oh he's looking for the waitress. awk master DMs are turned off
Another evening of incontrovertible, and inarticulate, lies. What is Temu's return policy?
Just got off the phone with Dwight Eisenhower. We spoke for about 20 minutes. He wanted to know why we reduced the tax rate on rich folks.
Just got off the phone with Abraham Lincoln. We spoke for about 20 minutes. He wanted to know what the h*ll had happened to his party which now stands against everything he believed in.
Just got off the phone with Ronald Reagan. We spoke for about 20 minutes. He thinks Trump is a pissant.
Just got off the phone with Lindsey Graham, we talked for about 20 minutes, he was adamantly against the SAVE act.
Couple of dogs I met this weekend. 1) A hairless American Terrier 2) a Puli. I'd never heard of either breed
Donald Trump stole our semisesquicentennial celebration.
Interesting primary results in Texas. A Total of ~890K votes on the republican ballot. Compare to 2022 when that number was ~1,847K votes. A +50% drop.
What do you call an Irishman laying out in the yard? Paddy O'Furniture. (It's ok, I have Irish roots)
Every box on my Trump Bingo card is full. Where do I go to collect?
Really hungry, so of course I grab two fortune cookies from the pantry - sure that will fix it.
Curious why you would order Mickie-Dees door dash from Arkansas. The fries are soggy 15 minutes after they bag them, and it's got to be like a 15 hour drive.
@hcrichardson.bsky.social A recent post claims that Buchanan and Johnson were worse presidents than Trump. I'd love to hear your take on that.
@gtconway.bsky.social I sent you $ an hour and 6 minutes ago, you're back in my mailbox asking for more already? Dude, I'm not George Soros.
The problem with cooking is that I have to wash my hands first, which immediately makes me need to pee, after which - I have to wash my hands...
My children are unfamiliar with Tom Lehrer. I am a failed parent.
Hey GOP, if he blows up the planet, you won't win your next election.
We need to get rid of these predictive algorithms. Ok, I looked at a photo of a dog - I do not need to now see 2064 dogs in my feed. If I mute a BTS account, why do they keep popping up? I'm just here for damage reports, not all of that other stuff.
Yo, candidates XYZ, PDQ and ABC. I sent you money last night and now you want more today? You think my finances changed overnight?
Problem with The Rockford Files. The sewage tank on a trailer is only so big, how/where does he tow it to dump every week or so?
Did a gig, they needed a printer set up. The printer was an inkjet with a USB, the folks who hired me wanted a network printer. The customer had a deadline (today), I set up her printer/scanner, saved the day for her. Got read the riot act by my employer. Quit. Explain to me why I'm still pissed?
I've been a potato-de-couch all day. Must be time to think about dinner.
The president is a dementia-adled moron. When is congress going to fulfill their oaths and depose him?