the old man
@oldmangerson.bsky.social
[ icon; _TheMrWolf_ ] I’m old! ( parody account )⠀⠀— ✍️ kyo; mun 18+
i can tell yer having relation ship issues CUS YOU ARE SO FUCKING LOUD !!!! I CAN’T LIVE LIKE THIS!!!!!!
[ looking around ] why’s the little fellow tryin’ to get in asgore’s pantaloons?? ain’t that Rudy’s job????
HEYYYYYY NEED A HAAAAND I AM MOTHERFUCKING GERSON BOOOOM I’LL KILL YOUUU WITH MY POOOO I AM M O T H E R F U C K I N G GERSON BOOM
what’s this all about possession and what not?? kiddo?? you good???
(( Silently hands you my Ramb secret boss (goramb) and leaves
“I’ve got my whole world ahead of me” ONLY IF YA CAN PASS THE TRIAL OF THE HAMMER [ jumps up onto the block floating above and starts throwing hammers while jumping and random intervals ]
(( i think gerson can travel to any dark world he wants as a treat
[ wiggling his fingers as he approaches a balthizard from behind ]
bye bye ! i hop on my chopper and put the pedal to the medal. it makes a big ol dust cloud and when it dissipates i’m face down on the pavement
that’s right I’m talkin bout you. you’re ah…. you’re a bit homosexual, ain’t cha? not that i’m judgin you for it, of course. that would be throwing rocks on a glass house if I was judgin’ you!
the ole gaydar’s goin off. fascinating