Ghoul Hand Luke
@oldsquid.bsky.social
Old USN dude, OEF & Desert-Sx; now middle management. Geek, writer, cynic, interracial adoptive father. Member of the Pact Act club. Appalachian in exile. Erudite shitkicker, always looking for suspects.
I served with this guy, ole 6-Fingered Dave. Wore flags on both shoulders, could fit five dollars’ worth of pennies in his foreskin. hell of a guy, died in iraq by slipping in camel shit
✨queer commie terrorist✨@britculpsapp.bsky.social · 5h agopeople fall for this shit in droves
these folks have been around for years, we call them “local comic book store customers” and “philosophy grad students”
This has been a growing problem over the past year. OPTEMPO is one thing: command toxicity is another. When your recruiting timetable is so abysmal that you wind up with nothing but dead-enders and craven kingdom-builders…..bad things are gonna occur.
Hayden Center@haydencenter.bsky.social · 2d agoThey turned the Female Body Inspector gag into reality.
CBS News@cbsnews.com · 2d agoFIRST ON CBS NEWS: A history of hiring prostitutes or stealing from work may no longer be a barrier to employment at the FBI.
Yeah, it probably says something about me that Tinker Tailor is one of my comfort films.
Weird, I could have sworn that CENTCOM was on video last night telling us that the Strait was open for business and everything is back to normal.
Reuters@reuters.com · 3d agoLIVE: Iran war diplomacy turns toward reopening Strait of Hormuz www.youtube.com/live/Wh6ncoV...
You can set your clock to the incoming fire at this point.
Fared Al Mahlool | فريد المحلول@faredalmahlool.bsky.social · 3d agoBIG - U.S. Central Command (CENTCOM) has released a new video update from Adm. Brad Cooper, announcing that U.S. forces have cleared an international shipping channel of mines and declared the Strait of Hormuz open.
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i’m signing an executive order to name it Lake Poop My Pants Eat My Doo-Doo
Crouch End is a great Lovecraft homage, should make for a nifty miniseries (if Prime doesn’t fuck it up, which is……possible).
FANGORIA@fangoria.bsky.social · 3d agoYet another Stephen King short story is coming to life on the silver screen, this time thanks to Prime Video. Get all the details here.
“I served them. I fought for them. I'm on the point of winning for them the greatest foothold they would ever have in this country. And they paid me back by taking your soul away from you. I told them to build me an assassin. I wanted a killer from a world filled with killers and they chose you.”
@illinirunner.bsky.social · 2w agoAngela Landsbury's Eleanor Shaw Iselin is one of the greatest movie villains, bar none. Her monologue to Laurence Harvey as she gives him his final orders is mesmerizing and terrifying at the same time. www.youtube.com/watch?v=p3Zn...
Honorable mention to “hug and kiss some poisonous snakes.”
Ghoul Hand Luke@oldsquid.bsky.social · 6d agoThe 5 Simpsons lines I’ve uttered most off the top of my head: 1. Have ye got any grease, woman? Then grease me up! 2. Hey-Hey! 3. JUST PUT IT IN MY VEINS 4. Trying is the first step towards failure. 5. This is indeed a disturbing reality.
People have been anthropomorphizing cars for more than a century. There’s a whole set of Pixar movies about this, there are people who literally fuck their cars. WTF are you squealing about Will
Jane being threatened with eternal agony by a microwave with an Internet connection:
ex-Lethality Jane@lethalityjane.bsky.social · 5d agoGrowing up Catholic is a vaccination for infohazards. You think the prospect of eternal pain scares me? I was introduced to that concept at the age of 7.
Dolly was from the exact little part of East TN where I’m from, and the two of us are the only two good things to come out of that shithole. She was a lot better of a person than they deserved.
I repeat this to myself for 15 minutes every morning before trudging back into the office.
ULTRA🏝️BLAST@ultrakillblast.bsky.social · 5d agologging on...
The 5 Simpsons lines I’ve uttered most off the top of my head: 1. Have ye got any grease, woman? Then grease me up! 2. Hey-Hey! 3. JUST PUT IT IN MY VEINS 4. Trying is the first step towards failure. 5. This is indeed a disturbing reality.
Astronaut Mike Dexter@unejakey.bsky.social · 6d agoThe 5 Simpsons lines I’ve uttered most off the top of my head 1.Willie hears ya, Willie don’t care 2.Where’s my burrito! 3.Weaseling out of things is what separates us from the animals…except the weasel 4.With a cool dry wit like that, I could be an action hero 5.Everything is coming up Milhouse
Starting a new job tomorrow focused on policy and business development, with potential downtown work in the future. Leaving the dumpster fire of my previous gig to slowly implode on its own. Smell ya later, failures.
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So if they remake Conan again they’re gonna have that Reacher guy play him, right? No sexy Jason Mamoa this time, just give the biggest meathead you’ve ever seen a bowl cut and let him Ginsu up guys for 90 minutes.
I couldn’t make it through even 2 minutes of Matthew McConaughey’s picks. The sound between his ears must be deafening.
Ryan@ryansimmons.bsky.social · last wk.Sometimes in the Criterion Closet you can tell they’ve sent a list ahead of time because the movies they pull are set out on the shelf just a little bit and that is CHEATING. If you step into the Closet you must be prepared for Serendipity to take hold. Anything less is cowardice
My former team ended the week by going into a communal meltdown, with one guy practically begging to be fired and the rest putting resumes on the street. Everything’s skittles and beer!
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