Ad agencies are getting rich selling Oil & Gas in a climate crisis. Why shouldn’t we? Try Petro at seriouspeople.co/meet-petro
Oli Frost
@olifro.st
Co-creator of the climate campaign group, Serious People. I also make novelty songs, films and websites about the climate crisis. https://olifro.st
Is it too hot or not hot enough? Drop in for the launch of my oil propaganda machine in London tomorrow luma.com/9pa57v60
Meet Petro, Product Demo · Luma
Come and Meet Petro, the world’s first automated oil and gas marketer, created by Oli Frost. Please chose your timed slot when securing your ticket.
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Private jets don’t pay duty on fuel So we made wings to turn your car into one Jetsetset.com
My first “children’s book” is a hit! After delivering copies to law offices around London, it featured in The Times, Law.com and RollOnFriday. You can read “Why Daddy’s Law Firm Works With the Nice Oil Men” and request a copy at seriouspeople.co/penguin
The vote wasn’t rigged. It was oil rigged. Fossilvision.com #eurovision
FossilVision is Eurovision for fossil fuels Voting ends Sunday fossilvision.com
Far less controversial than Eurovision. We’ve launched a petrol-propaganda song competition: FossilVision.com Please vote for my entry “Bang Bang Drilly Drilly Bomb” Or “Drill It Just Like That” Or “Just a Wildfire” The results are rigged so you can’t really go wrong.
FossilVision Song Contest
Songs to set the world on fire.
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We stole lululemon's designs and made them less terrible for the environment. mumumelon.co #lululemon
We went to Paris to launch a fake brand campaign for the bank Société Générale. Société Générale said they’d stop funding coal. But instead underwrote a $409 million a bond to the world’s largest private coal company (through one of their subsidiaries). Sign the petition at pollutiongenerale.fr
Did you know that the PR agency for #COP30 also works for fossil fuel companies like Shell? We made a meditation app to help them sleep at night. Try it for yourself here oilwell.app
You pay fuel duty. Why don’t billionaires? This week, we launched WeWingAnyCar.com to help you qualify for the same tax breaks that private jets get. Because tax loopholes shouldn’t just be for billionaires. They’re for everyone.
Learn how to better serve our Almighty Economy Lord with this “web game” I created. It features ten mini-games where you can pray, make offerings, and confess to the Holy Ghost of GDP. olifro.st/almighty-eco...
This email just went out to everyone at Edelman PR… Richard defends their contract with COP30, and pushes oilwell.app as the solution to staff anxiety.
We launched a meditation app for oil and gas PR firm, Edelman. With sessions like the Smog Breathing Exercise, oilwell.app helps you embrace climate chaos, so Edelman can carry on promoting fossil fuels. This month the app passed a huge milestone. So naturally, we baked their office a cake.
This morning Edelman's biggest health clients received a yoga mat. Clients like AstraZeneca, who may be wondering how Edelman’s fossil fuel PR aligns with their health missions. The Edelmat helps them stay calm as the world gently burns. Try Edelman’s new yoga experience yourself at oilwell.app
Get ready for Thirsty Billionaire Summer @greenpeaceuk.bsky.social #heatwave
I stopped off at a billionaire’s mansion with @greenpeace.org to deliver a special gift
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🐚 Ring ring! The ocean called. It wants its biodiversity back. I went to the UN Ocean Conference with @greenpeace.org to see how world leaders are getting on with ratifying the High Seas Treaty.
This is the Drought Meditation from oilwell.app The app that helps you embrace climate breakdown
“It’s not a protest, it’s a mindful acceptance practice” This week we took our meditation site Oilwell.app to Edelman’s offices.
Ready to embrace climate breakdown? Join us for a group meditation outside Edelman’s London office tomorrow morning. Contact details on the flyer. Oilwell.app
553,266 seconds have been spent meditating on climate chaos on oilwell.app The app that helps you embrace climate breakdown
